There is this girl called Lucy she is ALWAYS sleeping during class and another boy called Simon he is very nosy. One day Lucy was asleep and the teacher said "Lucy, who is the God we belive in?" Simon poked her with his pencil and she shouthed with shock "GOD ALMIGHTY" and then went back to sleep. The teacher then said "Lucy who is Jesus' mother?" Simon then again poked her with the pencil she screamed with shock "MARY MOTHER OF JESUS" Lucy went back to sleep and then the teacher said "Lucy who was Adam and Eve's mother?" Simon once again poked her with the pencil and she screeched with shock "IF U STAB ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK YOUR PENCIL IN HALF!"
The teacher said to Lucy "DETENTION" Lucy went after school and was asked a question. It was to put 'defence', 'defeat' and 'detail' in a sentence. She answerd "The horse jumped over defence, defeat went before detail.
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