1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with expercience.
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
4. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
6. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
7. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
8. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
9. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
10. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
11. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
12. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
13. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
14. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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