Q: What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
A: You look a little pail!
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
A: Bob
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
A: Its butt
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?
A: Russel
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin
A magician was driving down the road...then he turned into a driveway.
Q: What was the T-rex's favourite number?
A: Ate
Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes into a car?
A: Tyrannosorous Wrecks!
Q: What kind of flower is on your face?
A: Tulips!
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