1. I don’t have lungs or a chest but I need air; I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have a mouth and I’m allergic to water. What am I ?
2. I am found in the sea and on land but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. I’m never far from home. What am I?
3. I run but I never walk. I have a mouth but I never talk. I have a bed but I never lie. What am I ?
4. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
5. What thing that God made sleeps with its head down?
6. What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?
7. What is as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
8. What goes up, but never comes down?
9. What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?
10. My uncle has a sister but she is not my aunt. Who is she?
11. What animal carries his house wherever he goes?
12. If you chop it, it heals at once.
13. Claps and claps, but the neighbors do not hear.
Answers:
1. Answer: Fire
2. Answer: A snail
3. Answer: A river
4. Answer: A man (crawls as a baby, then walks on 2 feet, then uses a cane (3 legs) as an old man.)
5. Answer: A bat
6. Answer: Nothing
7. Answer: An elephant’s shadow
8. Answer: Age
9. Answer: “Men, get in this boat!”
10. Answer: My mother
11. Answer: Turtle
12. Answer: Water
13. Answer: Eyes
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