The Diary

:(9):

Morty
Hey, Summer, you busy?

       Summer
       Not atm, why?

Morty
I need to talk to somebody, and you're the only person I could think of.

        Summer
       What's up?

Morty
I think I messed up.

        Summer
       You're gonna have to be way more specific, bud.

Morty
I just really like this one guy, y'know? And he doesn't like me back, at least not in the same way.

       Summer
       Do I know them? 

Morty
I guess, yea.

       Summer
       Can you tell me who it is, so I can at least get a better understanding?

Morty
I'll say later. But I think I really messed up. I had to leave early to go to college. Mom's driving me rn.

       Summer
       HI MOM!!! But really, you're gonna have to be specific here.

Morty
Mom said hi back. And he just doesn't like me in the way that I'd hoped. For the last few years, I found myself wishing to every power that he would, and he doesn't. It's Rick, Summer. It's fucking Rick. And I hate myself for this. I'm disgusting, I know, but please don't be mad at me. I don't have anybody to talk to about this and I really need your help. I kissed him, Summer. I full on kissed him before I left. I couldn't help myself. And now he doesn't even stop by for a surprise visit. I messed up and I don't know what to do anymore.

       Summer
       Oh. Well, I don't know really how to feel about that, but you guys did spend a lot of time together. I guess, maybe, this was bound to happen eventually. But really, you shouldn't  worry. Grampa Rick's not the nicest person. Maybe he feels the same way. Did you ever find other Morty's like you?

Morty
Yea, I did a while ago. Dimension C-132, passionate Rick. He and his Morty were together. Rick and I got separated, and then we got all mixed up. I wound up in 132 while the other Morty was in 137. I was talking to Rick 132 and he got all weird. When he took me home, I said I must be in the wrong spot. So, while he and our Rick were setting up a meeting to swap back, I asked him what he thought about Morty's dating Rick's. He said he was actually in a relationship with his Morty, Summer! They were together! He told me it was normal, that every Rick did it. Except mine. He doesn't want to follow the order, Summer.
And I found them again yesterday. I didn't go talk to them, but they were playing hide-and-seek, and I saw them kiss. That hurt. I can't have that and it hurt.

        Summer
       Wow. That's a lot to take in. So it's normal for Rick's and Morty's to get it on?

Morty
Geez, Summer. Yea it's normal, but, like I said, Rick doesn't want that. 132 said he'd made it very clear countless times to the Citadel of Ricks. I don't know what to do. I messed it up. He won't even want to be around me anymore, Summer.

       Summer
       Then maybe it's better if you find somebody new. Maybe date a guy like Rick in college? I  know it sounds weird, but find somebody similar to Rick that makes you happy. Maybe  it'll help, you know? 

Morty
Do you really believe it'll help?

       Summer
       Yea, Morty, I do.