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~walked into a restaurant~
Waiter- "would you like a table?"
Me- " no not at all, we will just eat on the floor.
A carpet for 3 please."
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
