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- Text "I hid the body.........now what!?" To a random number.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "dine-in"
- Buy out an entire concert and then when the artist comes on stage just sit there like where is everyone?!
- On a elevator put a box in the corner and then when someone enters say "can you hear a ticking sound?"
- Walk down a crowded street in a astronaut costume in slow motion.
- Sit in a parked car wearing sunglasses, and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Every time someone asks you to do something for them, ask if they want fries with that.
- Skip rather than walk and see how many weird looks you get.
- Order I diet water whenever you go out to eat, whilst keeping a serious face.
- When the money comes out of the ATM yell "I won, I won!"
- When leaving the zoo run out screaming "Run for your lives! There all loose!"
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
