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Mum: Hey, that band you love is on TV
Me: * Slams into my door.*
Me: * Trips down the stairs.*
Me: * Slips on the floor.*
Me: * Runs in to the wall.*
Me: * Army rolls through the kitchen.*
Me: * Skids around the corner.*
Me: * Dives on to the sofa.*
Me: Everyone shut up or I will murder you......
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
