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To Do List:
1. Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar then eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators, Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear a shirt that says 'Life' and hand out lemons on street corners.
4. Get in to a crowed elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
5. Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers yell "IT WORKED!" And run out cheering.
6. Become a doctor and change last name to Acula.
7. Change name to Simon and speak in third person.
8. Buy a parrot and teach it to say " help I have been turned into a parrot!"
9. Follow joggers around in a car blasting 'Eye Of The Tiger' for encouragement.
10. Get skittles and throw them at people shouting "TASTE THE AWESOME RAINBOW."
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
