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OHMYGOD thank you guys sooooo much 2k reads whoop whoop Im so happy that's made my day 😊😊 you are all epically awesome!!!!!
So here is a special update for all of you guys 😃
Truths of life:
1: I think the part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear your Internet search history if you die.
2: Nothing sucks more than being in an argument then realising your wrong.
3: I totally take back those moments of not wanting a nap when I was younger.
4: There is a great need for sarcasm font.
5: Bad decisions make good stories.
6: I can't remember the last time I was at least not tired.
7: You will never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
8: I'm slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10 page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
9: "do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this......ever.
10: I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back it rings like 9 times than goes to voicemail. It's like what did you do after I missed the call? Drop the phone and run away?
11: I hate leaving the house all confident the not seeing anyone important for the rest of the day. What a waste.
12: I keep peoples phone numbers in my phone so if they call I know not to answer.
13: I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
14: Sometimes I will watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
15: I would rather carry 10 bags in each hand in to the house than do 2 trips with the shopping.
16: I have a hard time figuring out the thin line between hunger and boredom.
17: How many times is it okay to say 'What?' Before just nodding and smiling pretending you heard or understood anything they said.
18: It is me or do new secondary school kids get dumber and stupider every year?
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
