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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If I had a brick,
I'd throw it at you.
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Roses are red,
That much is true.
Violets are purple,
Not fucking blue.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most rhymes rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
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Roses are red,
My name isn't Dave.
This is really random....
Microwave!
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Roses are red,
Violets are red.
Shit the gardens on fire!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
They smell nice,
Unlike you.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers,
The middle one is for you.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In spite of it all,
I still love you.
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The Awesome Book Of Jokes And Quotes
HumorThis is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**
