♡ Drunk ♡

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Wednesday, 6:24 pm

Erica has been added to the group

Erica: Heyyy bitches

Frank: Oh hey Erica

(Y/N): Guys help

Erica: What?

(Y/N): Gerard found my dad's wine cellar

Frank: Oh no

(Y/N): He's already wobbling around

Ray: O shitaki mushrooms

Ray: Save urself before he gets all weird

(Y/N): It's too late

(Y/N): Oh shit hes grabbing his phone

Gerard: HEI GOYS

Frank: You're drunk

Gerard: I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Mikey: Oh my god Gerard

Gerard: GUYS

Gerard: I NED HELP

Ray: With wut?

Gerard: I NED YU GUYS TO SUMON THE BADGER PEOPLE

Mikey: oh my god

Gerard: (Y/N) GIT OFF MEEEEE

Gerard: I HAV TO DO MY TRIBAL DANC TO PLEESE THE UNICORN PEPLE IN HYRULE

(Y/N): First of all, what

(Y/N): Second of all, there are no unicorn people

(Y/N): And hyrule js a kingdom from a video game

Gerard: WHUT IF WEH AR IN A VIDO GAME

Mikey: all of these grammatical errors are making me sick

Gerard: I CAN TASTE MAUVE

Ray: What the fuck is Mauve

(Y/N): I think is a lavenderish color

Frank: Im dying rn

Frank: this is hilarious

Erica: R.I.P Gerard Way

Gerard: OHNYGAD I SEE THE BADGER PEOPLE

Gerard: THEYR HOLDING A LITLE BOY

Gerard: WOH IT LOOKS LIK MIKEY

Gerard: MIKEY IS THAT YU??????

Mikey: No Gerard, you're drunk

Gerard: NOH I'M NOT

Mikey: This spelling makes me want to die

Frank: ROFL DRUNK GEE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

Erica: Same tho??

(Y/N): Guys he's doing his "tribal dance"

Frank: WHATS IT LIKE?

(Y/N): He's like....waving his arms around slowley and moving his legs quickly

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