Bullied || Gerard Way x Reader

♡ Prank Call ♡

* (Y/N)'s POV *

After a while, everyone woke up and we all had coffee. While at the table, Gerard suddenly shot his head up.

"Let's prank call Mikey." He smiled. "Oh fuck that's evil, I like it." Frank smirked. "This is gonna be good." Ray laughed.

"I got this, guys." I laughed, picking up my home phone that's barley used, and dialed Mikeys number.

"Hello, is this Mikey Way?" I asked, slightly altering my voice so it seemed more high pitched. "Yes, this is Mikey." He replied.

"This is Mandy from xxdghxx.com." I said, naming that one porn exchange website I heard about. "Oh, are you calling about my application?" He asked.

I had to cover up the phone while everyone burst out laughing. I shush everyone and uncover the phone.

"Yes, that's what I was calling about. You said you wanted the....oral treatment?" I said, trying not to laugh. "Um, yes. And I was wondering if you had any attractive models available for it?" He asked sounding dead serious.

"Oh we got 'em!" Gerard yelled from the back of the room, with a poorly done high pitched country accent. "You got me! The names Kandy, cause I be tastin' like candy~" 'Kandy' yelled, flipping his hair and striking a pose.

"You got me too, my name's Violet, cause.....I don't really remember!" Frank yelled, striking a pose with Gerard.

"Wait...Frank? Gerard?! What's going on here?" Mikey yelled. "Sorry sir, we don't know of any Gerard's-"

"I do! And he's a fabulously sassy motherfucker! Did I also mention he's soooo sexy but don't touch him cause he's got a girlfriend, hee hee~" Gera- Kandy yelled, placing his finger over his mouth.

"Gerard, what the fuck are you doing at the dgh agency??" Mikey yelled through the phone.

"Sir, there aren't any Gerard's or Frank's in the building as of right now. I can call up the manager and ask if he knows of anyone with those names-"

"Hold on a second...(Y/N)...? THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU!!" Mikey screamed. "Please hold." I said quickly, pressing the end call button.

Everyone burst out laughing, they were all practically rolling around on the floor. "THAT WAS AMAZING!" Ray yelled, flailing his legs around in the air, as he layed on his back laughing.

"Call him back, please, I love my new persona." Gerard laughed. I nodded, and dialed Mikeys number again. This time Gerard took the phone and twirled the cord around with his finger.

"Hello, this is Kandy from dgh.com, is this Mikey on the phone?" Gerard said, trying his best not to laugh. "Gerard, I swear to god-"

"I'm so sorry, sir, but they're no 'Gerard's here, only me, sugar." Gerard laughed, keeping up his poorly done southern accent. Ray was just holwing with laughter in the background the whole time.

"Hold on...IS THAT RAY?" Mikey screamed. "Um....YOU JUST PRANKED BITCH!" Gerard yelled, and then ended the call.

We all busted out laughing once again. Today was fun!