Bullied || Gerard Way x Reader

♡ Drunk Pt. 2 ♡

Wednesday, 1:37 am

(Y/N): Guys

Frank: Why tf are you awake?

(Y/N): Gerard's drunk again

Frank: But it's only been a few hours, how did he stop being drunk so fast??

(Y/N): I don't really know tbh

Mikey: Cause he's a wizard

(Y/N): I'm guessing your awake because youre reading fanfiction

Mikey: No

Mikey: I was writing fanfiction, tyvm

Frank: Rofl

Gerard: GUYS

Frank: Oh god no

Gerard: BERTHA SED SHE WULD GO OUTT WIT ME AGAN

Frank: WHAT ABOUT (Y/N)???

Gerard: I KNO, I WUS ALL LIK: NOOOO BERTHA YUR A HORE I FOUN A BETTR MAN

(Y/N): *woman

Gerard: O SORY

Mikey: Guys when Gerard is drunk he'll admit anything that you ask him about truthfully

Frank: (Y/N) ASK HIM IF HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU

(Y/N): no

Frank: WAIT

Frank: ASK HIM IF HE LIKE ERICA

Erica: Um what

Frank: Oh hey Erica ;)

Erica: You have Marie, Frank

Frank: Oops

Mikey: I can't wait to hear this

(Y/N): He said no

(Y/N): Thank fuck

Erica: Yeah, that would write me an automatic death certificate

Frank: For real

Gerard: OH MY GOD

Frank: What is it, Gee?

Gerard: THE UNICORN PEPLE CAM BACK

Frank: Let's just roll with it, guys

Frank: What did they want, Gee?

Gerard: ONE TRIED TO TAK MIKEY

Mikey: Wait what?

Gerard: MIKEY NO

Mikey: What's happening?

Gerard: THEY TOOK YU

Mikey: No they didn't Gerard

Mikey: That's just my evil badger clone, Troikey

Gerard: I KNU IT

Gerard: FUK OFF BERTHA

Frank: ROFL

Erica: What did Bertha do?

Gerard: SHE WUS ALL LIK: I STIL LUV YU PARTY POISON

Mikey: Who is Party Poison?

Gerard: UM ME DUR

Gerard: AND I WUS ALL LIK: NO BERTHA GO SUC A BEEAVER DIC