♡ Bob Has Arrived ♡

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Saturday, 6:09 pm

Bob: Hey dudes I'm here

Frank: You're where?

Bob: In Jersey ya fuck

Frank: No need to be rude

Mikey: Where are you?

Bob: At the airport

Bob: Duh

Mikey: GO TO STARBUCKS

Mikey: We'll all meet you there

Bob: But I have no idea where tf I'm going

Mikey: Ugh

Mikey: I don't have a car, so I can't get you from the airport

Mikey: Go get a taxi or something

Bob: And where tf can I get one of those

Mikey: Just go out in the street and look for one

Bob: Oh I'll go out in the street alright

Bob: And go get hit by a truck

Mikey: Oh okay

Mikey: If that's what you want

Bob: fok yu

Mikey: Heehee

Gerard: Hey guys I was drawing stuff

Mikey: Hey Gee can you draw something for me?

Gerard: Like....?

Mikey: A (Y/N) x Gerard fanart

Gerard: No thanks I'll pass on that one

Frank: I'LL DRAW IT!

Mikey: Thank you Fronk

Gerard: Pls no sexy fanart

Frank: I was aiming at fluffy fanart

Frank: But no promises ;)

Gerard: Sigh

Frank: I'm gonna go draw that now

Mikey: Please do

Frank: Okie

(Y/N): Draw what?

Mikey: O nothing

Bob: Guys I'm literally lost fucking help me

(Y/N): We can't

(Y/N): You arrived here, not us

Bob: bITCH

Gerard: Hey hey hey

Frank: hEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAYYYY

Gerard: Stfu Frank

Gerard: Don't call her a bitch like that..

Bob: Sorry, I was in the heat of the moment

Gerard: Alright I forgive you

Frank: Anyways

Frank: someBODY-

Mikey: Stfu

Frank: ;-;

Frank: I have fanart to write

Frank: Goodbye mortals

Gerard: Bitch where

Gerard: I see no mortals here

Frank: Psh

Erica: Guys I just saw a stray puppy and I tried to pet it and it hit me and now I think I have rabies

Gerard: Hm, can't come to the wedding with rabies Ericaaaaa

Erica: I'M SORRY SIR I'LL CURE IT RIGHT AWAY

Gerard: Good

(I feel like someone would actually make fanart for this story because it has so many inside jokes it's painful. And by someone I mean me cuz nobody got time for that shit but me) ~V

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