♡ Drunk Gerard Live ♡

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* (Y/N)'s POV *

When I woke up, I had heard knocking on my door. I groggily shuffled over to the door, and opened it up to see Mikey, Erica, Gerard, Ray, and Frank all in one bunch.

"Hello. Would you like to spare a few moments for Jesus Christ?" Frank asked, holding both his hands together. "No. Hail Satan." I laughed, before jokingly trying to shut the door.

"Kidding, let us in you hoe." Frank laughed. I let everyone in, and they all scurried over to my couch. "So, what're we gonna do?" Ray asked. "I'm not sure. I didn't really think about it." I laughed.

"Woah what's this?" Frank asked, looking over to the wine cellar door. "The wine cellar." I said. "I'm just gonna go down there, for science." Gerard muttered, scooting over towards the door.

"No, I literally just replaced the wine from last time!" I sighed. I tried to grab his leather jacket to stop him, but he already got a hold of a bottle.

"This isn't good for you, Gee." I muttered, attempting to take the bottle away from him. "Pleeeaaaase just this one bottle?" He asked.

"Fine, but no more than three glasses." I sighed. "Thank you sugar!" He smiled, before opening up the wine bottle. I sighed, and joined everyone else on the couch.

"You know even one glass is gonna get him drunk as hell, right?" Frank laughed. "Yeah, but at least it's better than him drinking the whole fucking bottle." I replied.

After sitting in an awkward silence for a few minutes, I hear a loud thud behind me. I turn around and see Gerard on the floor by the sink.

"Gee, are you okay??" I asked, walking over to him. "I slipped and I tried to grab the water so I wouldn't fall but it didn't work~" He slurred. "You can't grab onto water, Gerard." I said, trying not to laugh.

"How much wine did you have?" I asked, holding out my hand for him. "Like two glasses, it's not that much." He replied groggily, grabbing my hand and pulling himself up.

"hOLY SHIT IS THAT BERTHA?" Gerard slurred, limping over in a random direction. "Where's Bertha, Gee?" Erica asked. "She's like...she's outside and she's wiTH TROIKEY, THAT WHORE!" Gerard screamed, starting to limp even faster over to the front door.

"No Gee, Bertha has someone else now! And you have (Y/N), remember?" Erica said, stopping Gerard in his tracks.

"Youre right. I'm sorry (Y/N) I never appreciate you enough I feel so bad~" He slurred, starting to get teary-eyed. "NO NO Gerard you do appreciate me, don't cry!" I yelled, running over towards him.

"I do?" He asked, looking up at me. "Yes, you do." I smiled. "Your face is pretty." Gerard laughed, grabbing my face with his hands.

"Oh, thanks." I replied awkwardly. "No, it's like really pretty and so is your hair I really love that shade of alarm clock~" Gerard rambled. "Yeah (Y/N), that new shade of alarm clock looks real good on you." Mikey laughed.

"Thanks, I kinda like the lighter shade of alarm clock better, though." I laughed. "Wooahaho did you guys just see that?!" Gerard slurred, looking up at the cieling. "No, what did you see?" I asked.

"I SAW RAY INSIDE THE CIELING FAN! DONT WORRY RAY, I'LL SAVE YOU!" He screamed, trying to jump up and grab the fan. "Ray's right her, Gee! Hes not stuck in the fan!" I said, pointing over to Ray.

"That's my evil clone, Fray." Ray smiled, trying extremely hard not to laugh. "Wait, but Fray kinda sounds like Frank....FRANK! YOURE ANEVILCLONEIKNEWIT~" Gerard slurred, before collapsing onto the floor.

"Oh shit, what happened?!" I asked, shaking Gerard's shoulder. "He passed out. He'll be fine." Mikey said, before picking up Gerard and placing him onto the other couch.

We could hear Gerard singing the Reese's Puffs rap in his sleep as we sat on the couch. "Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat em' up eat em' up eat em' up eat em' up..." Gerard muttered in his sleep.

We all laughed, and covered up Gerard with a blanket. Wedecided to watch TV for the rest of the day until Gerard woke up.

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