Save Her, Leave Her Alone. (Noodle x Reader)

Bloop

        "Well?" Murdoc grumbles.

        "What?"

"Better?" He asks as I come from behind the bush.

"Oh I didn't pee. I saw a caterpillar and it was fuzzy and cute and stuff-"

"BLOODY HELL GIRL JUST PEE!!"

"MURDOC!! (Y/n) is NOT into your weird fetishes!!" Come a loud booming voice of Noodle from behind him. She smacks him over the head and proceeds to hug me as tight as possible.

"N-noodle not too hard or I'll..."

"ITS NOT LIKE THAT! SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO YOUNG FOR ME AN' SHE HAD TO PEE SO I TOLD HER TO GO INTO THE BUSH!"

"Excuses excuses..." Noodle mumbles pulling me along the path back to our room.

"H-he's telling the truth. He told me to go before we went for the walk but I didn't listen... But I found this cute caterpillar!" I hold up the black and hint of turquoise blue caterpillar near her face.

She steps back and admires it along side 2D. "Awwwww she is so precious and innocent!" They both gasp out.

"Am not." I pout a bit before continuing. I was suddenly pulled back. "Oh no yew don't! We need ta 'ave a serious talk 'bout walkin' off with strange men like Murdoc." Stuart scolds me like a child.

"I can still hear ya." Murdoc grumbles from behind us.

Noodles sighs. "I'm sorry we were being human and wanted to sleep past 5:30..." She rolls her eyes and hugs me close. "Now you said you needed to pee?"

"Not anymore."

"What?"

Their eyes widen.

"No did yew-?" Stuart asks eyes wide.

I begin to giggle. "I'm kidding~ but we should hurry or else I won't be kidding."

Stuart quickly picks me up over his shoulder and begins to run out of the long narrow path, back towards the resort.

We see a bathroom near and well... You get it .....

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The rest of the day went pretty normal. We had some lunch, lounged on the beach and even entered a Tango competition. Obviously Stu didn't win but Noodle and I did so that was fun~

Though, as we were walking home, my mind just began to wander.

I looked around at all the beautiful colours of flowers and exotic plants. I saw a few lizards scatter away as soon as we neared them.

This made me think about why it would be like being back at that dingy and damp place back in England. I enjoyed our time so much here... I never want it to end. I want to stay here forever with Noodle.

We could get s cute kitty and we could be a family and raise our furry baby, Stuart and Russ can be the fun uncles and Murdoc would be... The creepy one I tell our wittle kitty to stay away from.

I giggle softly at the thought.

"Hm?" Noodle asks a bit surprised.

"S-sorry I just had a thought."

"What was it?" She asks kindly.

"Us having a baby."