Save Her, Leave Her Alone. (Noodle x Reader)

When You Try Your Best But You Have To Pee~

         "Alright! We have 4 days left of paradise not including today! What shall we do?!" I call out jumping on Stu's bed.

Only groans came from both sides of our little hotel room. "Hun, it's 5:30 go back to sleep." Noodle slurs tiredly.

"Hmph! Fine! I'll go do something on my own!" I un-zip my bag and pull out some light green puffy jean shorts and a white tank top and my runners.

"Wher' yew goin' luv? It's too early and yew shouldn't go alone." Stu calls out quietly.

"I'm just gonna go for a walk I'll be fine. I have a phone and first aid and water."

I heard no answer and just assumed that Stu fell asleep again. And to the sound of his soft snore he did. I finished getting ready and closed the door quietly. I pass by the master suits near the pathway into the forest trail and scoff at how we didn't even get one.

I continued to frown until I saw the familiar green man sitting on what I assumed was HIS front porch of his miraculous suit.

"Mudz? Whatcha doin' up?"

"Could say the same to you dear."

I sit beside him on the long narrow steps and sigh. "What's wrong? Paradise not as enjoyable as you thought?" I snicker.

"Actually no." He admits. "Oh..." I softly smile. "What're you smiling at?" He asks annoyed.

"Wanna come on a walk with me?"

He sighs in defeat. "I 'ave nothin' better ta do...but first, do you need to pee."

I deadpan. "Wut?"

"I don't wanna have a whiny chick along side me if we get lost or travel too far."

"I already went."

"You sure?" He stares directly down at me Into my (eye coloured) eyes. "Yes."

"Alrighty then! Let's walk."

"Don't ever say that again." I cringe.

"Wha? Alrighty then?"

"Exactly."

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"(Y/n)?! Where are you?!" Noodle frantically runs around the resort till a fellow tourist stops her. "Lookin for a girl yeh tall?" He puts his hand at your height. "Uh.... (Hair length and colour)?"

Noodle nods quickly. "She walked off with a green guy that way." He points.

"Green- Murdoc." Noodle stomped away back to the room leaving the man a bit confused. "Stuart! We are going for a walk."

"B-but I'm tired!" He frowns rolling over. "And (y/n) might be in danger!" She yells.

"Wha?!" He sits up quickly. "She walked away with Murdoc! In a forest! Secluded! And alone!!"

"Alrigh' alrigh' let's go.." He groans rolling out of bed and slipping on some shoes and a tshirt.

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The sweat beaded down my forehead. It was bloody hot in here! I took a long drink of my water and smiled to myself happily at how beautiful everything was.

"N'i have some luv ?" Murdoc asks oddly kindly. "Yea sure!" I gave him the bottle and he graciously took it and took a sip. He wiped his mouth and let out a satisfied sound.

"So anyways... Why are you so down lately, I thought you'd be happy with all these ladies walkin around." I ask abruptly.

"I still feel lonely. I guess...." He trails off.

"Awh~ does Murdoc miss me~ does Murdoc miss the rest of HIS band~" I tease.

"Hell no!" He spits. "Maybe..." He mumbles under his breath. "I knew it." I smirk triumphantly .

I felt a tingly feeling near my bladder. I blush and look over to him pressing my legs together awkwardly.

"What? You look like your- no....no!" I nod a bit smiling sheepishly.
"No!! Ugh! I told ya luv! You should have gone when I told yo-"

"I DIDNT HAVE TO GO THEN MUDZ!" I groan rolling my eyes.

"I really need to go..." I pout. "Then go." He states simply.

"Where?"

"Here"

"In the forest? With bugs and animals I don't know about?!"

"Yea a snake can bite your annoying but cute little ass there." He chuckles but no after I hit him across the head.

"Shut it you perv!"