Save Her, Leave Her Alone. (Noodle x Reader)

Last Few Days Of Sun, No Fun

A whole night of 2d stumbling over his long ass spider legs, Murdoc flirting with every human in sight and a more than angry Noodle... The more I thought about my situation the more I wanted to leave. It was oddly cute watching Stu, as if he were a new born deer walking for the first time...on ice....with a blindfold on.

I guess he got the hang of it by the end of the night which...well...Good For You Stu!

At least Murdoc wasn't drunk, he still needed to drive us back to the resort. I sighed looking at the time and notice Noodle doing the same thing. Our eyes lock onto each others for a moment before she roughly pulls her head away grunting.

Deciding it was late enough I pulled Stu away from the polished floor with ease and motioned for Murdoc to 'get over here'. He sighed and continued to talk with the pin up blonde, obviously spray tanned and injected lips. I glare at Murdoc. I walk over to the blonde and smile up at her, with the most child like voice I could muster.

"Excuse me miss?" I pout up at her. "Yes sweet heart?" She smiles down at me. "Is my..." I almost vomit at the thought. "Is my... Daddy bothering you?"

Her penciled on brows twitch before she is hardcore slapping the man across the face and walking away with a huff. "Guess the whole kid thing doesn't work with everyone huh?" I smirk up at him. "Can we go. PLEASE."

"You should call me Daddy more often." He smirks licking his lips. I don't respond and begin walking away. By this point I'm just done. I want Noodle back, I wish Stu wasn't so stupid sometimes and I wish Murdoc wasn't a huge perv! I'm sick of all of them!!

M-Maybe not Stu... He's too much of a sweet heart....

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I again stayed in the old hotel room, with protests from Stu and Murdoc. They finally leave and I collapse on the bed. Letting sleep and darkness wash and fall over my body and eye lids. I sigh blissfully, happy that there's less negative space...

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I pack up my things and thank the man at the desk and begin my short walk back to the resort. I place my things into my used to be room quietly and head to the beach. Having my swim suit underneath my clothes became handy. I strip off my clothes and head straight to the calm, warm , salty waters.

I close my eyes and enjoy the warmth of the sun on my face as I float calmly in the airy liquid.

"(n....), (/n)...(Y/n!)" I wince and stand up straight in the shoulder height water, my head wrapping around to the sound of my name being called. "Stu!" I smile and wave. He looks at the water and frowns. "It's alright Stu! I'm here remember?!" I call to him. I come in closer to shore about waist deep and smile as he is barely in the water due to his long legs.

He looks around cautiously as I pull him further in the water. Him down waist deep and I just above waist deep. "Yew shure is' alrigh' bein' out 'dis far?" He holds onto my shoulders looking over my head to watch for the creatures he is terrified by. "Yes Stuart, I'm sure alright~?" I push his hands off me.

"Geez where has time gone huh?" I smile up at him as he smiles down at me. "Y-yea..." He looks around more. I sigh and splash his face and giggle. "Oi!" He laugh splashing me back. We begin to have a bit of a water war. "'Is in mah nose! It burnnnssss" Stu yells. I giggle more and smile happily.

At least he isn't thinking about the whales...

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Stuart and I protrude from the water in a laughing fit. We sit on the nice blue lounge chairs placed on the beach. "'Dere's suppos' ta be a dance tonight. And food." Stu adds.

"Guess we are all going then huh?" I smile trying to cover up my worry.

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We head back to our room to change into something more 'fancy' per say. I carefully place the dress Noodle got for me on and patted it down. I sigh looking in the mirror as this is all I have that is 'fancy'. I lightly curled my hair and put in it a half up half down pony tail. I skipped out on makeup and instead put a peach toned lip balm.

I walk out and smile at Stu, struggling with a dress shirt, jeans basically hanging off his ass and one shoe and sock on. "Problems?" I ask and giggle. He just sighs in response and continues to struggle. I sit on one of the two chairs in the room. I glance at Noodle whom is looking me up and down. I blush and look away.

Murdoc showed up to our room dressed in a dark grey suit and looked oddly....better than usual.. I guess...

We all walked to the small hut with few people dancing. Murdoc immediately went over to a group of ladies and began to dance with them. Stu was pulled by a young girl into the other side of the hut near the food. Leaving Noodle at I. Both of us really stuck out considering we were the only ones not dancing as we occupied two corners of the hut. Even more so that she and I was wearing similar dresses. Awkward....

(Well one of us is going to have to change...pfffttttt)

The announcer for the small games being played piped up catching our attention. "Anyone not dancing will suffer the consequences~" He smirks looking over at me then Noodle. We both frown and look away. "Here are our two victims!" He pulls my wrist and brings me to the center, doing so with her. He faces us together as we look away in opposite directions. He places Noodles arms on my waist which she hesitantly grips. He then places my hands on her shoulders causing her to look up slightly.

The music plays softly as he pushes us side to side so we'd 'dance' together. Pushing us closer together caused a gasp to escape our lips. I hold onto her tighter pulling her close. She didn't seem to mind too too much. I heard a sigh of relief escape her lips. She leaned her head on my shoulder which was slightly lower than comfy for her.

The rest of the night was spent awkwardly beside each other. Weather we'd be twiddling our thumbs or awkwardly scratching the back of our heads.

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We left the stumbling Murdoc passed out on the beach and headed back to our rooms quickly before it became our priority by others to help the drunken green man.

Stu carried the tired Noodle on his back while I trailed behind. We all quickly undressed and put on some comfy clothes. I throw my body into the side I usually slept on as Stu carefully put down Noodle. Her being too tired to detest me being there she sighed and fell asleep right away. i think we all fell asleep pretty quick that night...

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MURDOCS POV:

Groaning I turned in the un-comfortable chair. Tossing and turning....

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The hell?

I look around seeing my childhood house coming into view. A jar of pickles laying on the counter broken. The pickles spilled out of the jar, screaming and trying to roll away. I gasp and look up to see a giant 2d, mouth open wide, pickle guts splattered inside and around his mouth.

My eyes widen and my mouth is wide, I can comprehend my family being eaten by that...that....FREAK OF NATURE. "OI! FACE ACHE PUT DOWN MY FAMILLY!" I scream. The creepy and oddly big 2D picks up another one. "N-no! NO! NOT LITTLE BILLY!!"

My eyes begin to water as I stare up at him crunching easily through Little Billy. Some of his juice flying onto my face. I proceed to throw up and cough. Everyone was gone... A giant hand wrapped around my hunched over body pulling me up to their mouth. "No! NO SODD OFF FACE ACHE !! I SAID SODD OFF!!!!" I scream. Just before the blue haired idiot could sink his teeth into me everything came clear....

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Waking up in a pool of sweat I sigh in relief.

"That has to be one of the most horrifying yet ridiculous dream I've ever experienced, and I'm drunk half the time..."

(Shout out to @Theannoyingdog55 for the idea Of Murdoc's dream!)