Continuing weirdness

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"Yeah right" she laughs and so do I. Thank fucking God or whoever is in charge because that could have gotten awkward and weird and ugh I don't even wanna think about it.

"So, did you really get x=2?" Emily has clearly not forgotten about the math. Well, I can't really say anything negative about it because I could have said the exact same thing. Whoops.

"Yeah I did" I say and sit up beside her and show her my notes. Then things stop being interesting so I'm gonna tell you about something more interesting. The developments between Nora and Kyle. Oh god... So when Nora all of a sudden decided to help me Kyle had to tell her everything we knew about the whole werewolf thing and she wasn't very happy when she discovered exactly for how long we had hidden it from her. That caused some nasty fights and after their parents heard them screaming at each other constantly they simply forbid the relationship to continue. Though, that didn't stop Nora and Kyle. They just kept things secret, they snuck out through windows and pretended to get me and Emily to go out. To be honest me and Emily helped a lot, whenever we had to work in pairs at school I would pair up with Nora and Emily with Kyle so that if Kyle ever 'needed' to talk to me he could go see Nora. But this arrangement has some serious downsides, or... it's one downside that has become my favourite part of it so... well anyway, I have to do all the work and so does Em which means we can do it together. Now I'm gonna use my mum's expression 'it doesn't hurt at all'. But... please let's talk a little more about Nora and Kyle. Btw I'm getting serious tired of saying Nora and Kyle, I need to come up with a ship name. Nole or Kyra? Which do you like the best haha? No, this was not what I wanted to discuss. I wanted to discuss how I thought it would be much more fun discussing Nole. Yeah that's right, I thought it would be like gossiping and you would giggle and tihi... but obviously that's not what happened. Or? Maybe that's just because everyone had already realised that there was no way stopping the relationship. Only Kyle or Nora could stop it but I don't think it's gonna happen in quite some time. Actually this whole forbidden thing brought them closer even if it was caused by them fighting, irony at its best. And now, just suddenly, we're moving from fun discussion about friends to not very fun discussion in Spanish. Yay! I know you're thinking it... I know. One of the perks of being a werewolf, I can read people's thoughts. Right now you're thinking... no, werewolves can't read people's minds... you're right! I can't read your mind I just thought it would be fun to say so. Ha fucking ha. Or? Not? Whatever let's just leave it there. Good.

So, Spanish discussions... anything that interests you? Not? Well as usual things you figure as boring I enjoy #I'm not thinking in English atm. We're in pairs, talking about our summers like always at the beginning of the school year. ¿Que has hecho este verano? Seems familiar? (Btw I know I forgot those things over the Es the ' things. I know!! I just couldn't find the right one. God! Don't make such big deal out of it!) also Mr Gomez thought it would be great to put people who failed the test with those who didn't fail. Well, there were only two people not failing, me and Emily but there were people who failed less than others so yeah. But anyway that's not the point. The point is that I got paired up with some guy named Nick that barely even know how to say hi in Spanish. Seriously he said Hola and not ola if you get what I mean. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, h is silent in Spanish. Since my partner sucks our conversation dies pretty quickly,  I can tell you it's very hard to have a conversation with someone who's completely silent if you didn't already know that. I try desperately to make it work as Mr Gomez approaches but Nick just stares dumbly at my arms. Yup, you got that one right. My arms...what the fuck.?.

"¿Ya sois listos?" Mr Gomez asks and I try not to burst out in hysterical laughing. Mr Gomez who's 'from Mexico' doesn't know the most simple grammar...

"Are you okay?" Nick asks suddenly and I realise I must look more like a tomato than human.

"Yeah fine" I try to not make a pft sound but it's hard when Gomez is close. I can't explain it, in fact I don't even know what's so funny but it doesn't matter right now because Mr Gomez looks furioso (remember the weird Italian hand movements).

"Is something bothering you?" He spits.

"No, not at all" I choke on the words and give in to the laughter bubbling in my throat. He's so bad at Spanish I can't even! Is he supposed to be a teacher, an expert?!

"¿Porqué eres laughing?" AND HE DOES IT AGAIN! He fucking does it again.

"Sorry sir but isn't it incorrect to use the verb ser if you're describing something that's only temporary? Like, I'm we're not done forever?" (ser=to be, soy= I am, eres= you are, sois=you are (plural)). I explain. Just to be clear I didn't explain the forms of ser but maybe you understood that. I thought I'd explain just to be sure. "I'm not trying to be rude or anything but-"

"It's fine" Mr Gomez snorts and it's clear it's not fine. "Why don't you explain it to the rest of the class since I've obviously been teaching you wrong? And while you're at it why don't you just TAKE MY JOB?" Mr Gomez laughs weirdly but I can tell he's serious about the part where I'm gonna teach the rest of the class. Crap. Shit. Fucking shit!

"No, I don't need to do that. I'm sure it was just a one time mistake" I talk nervously and fast.

"No? ¿Porqué no?" Why? Why does he have to argue?!

"Sir-" I try to reason with him but he just shouts at me to go see the principal. Fuck.

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