Zalien Abduction

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  Later that night (after Liam had recovered some....) Liam trudges into the lounge looking worried and slightly annoyed.
      "Hey Li. Vas happnin?" Zayn asks.
Liam sighs and sits down on the couch.
"My sisters want to meet you," Liam shares.
"Why?" Zayn asks and Liam laughs.
"Because they're jealous that my parents got to meet you but they haven't yet," Liam explains with a grin.
"I mean if they want to... I don't care," Zayn shrugs.
"Do you have room in your busy schedule for tonight?" Liam asks playfully.
"I don't know. Hang on a hot zecond and Let me check," Zayn mutters sarcastically and hits Liam with a pillow.
"I'll take that as a yes," Liam giggles and pulls his phone out to text his older sisters.
      "How does 6 sound?" Liam suggests.
"Why are you asking me. I don care," Zayn tells him flatly.
"Oh I forgot. You don't care about anything," Liam mutters with a grin.
"Oh wait..... damn it that's right about dinner time too.... now I need to provide food for them," Liam thinks out loud.
      "Pizza. Everyone loves pizza," zayn answers in a heartbeat without even having to think about it.
       "Zaynie, I'm on a diet," Liam reminds him.
      "Well you can get a ztupid little zalad or zomething but I'm getting pizza," Zayn insists.
      "Oh really?" Liam asks in amusement as he furrows his eyebrows.
     "And how are you going to get this pizza if I say no and refuse to drive you anywhere or pay for it?" Liam wonders.
    "Oh I'll get it," zayn repeats confidently.
     "You sound so sure of that..." Liam shares.
       "I am. Because you never say no to me," zayn tells him with a sly, raised eyebrow and a devious smirk. 
       "You are such a spoiled brat," Liam mutters but he couldn't deny that it was true.

Later, sometime before 6, they wait At a local pizza shop, Standing in line to order a couple pizzas. While it was only 4 of them, the Payne's had a known family reputation of eating a lot of food and Zayn just eats anything in sight. While waiting for these pizzas, Zayn boredly looks around the room cuz Liam wasn't doing anything fun.
      "Liam!" Zayn gasps suddenly and grabs his arm as he stares at the menu.
      "What is it, love?" Liam asks, curious to see what got Zayn all excited so suddenly.
       "There's cinnamon breadsticks..." Zayn states with wide eyes.
    "Okay...." Liam trails off in disinterest.
     "Liam I want the cinnamon breadsticks," Zayn insists.
      "There's already enough bread in the pizza you're fine," Liam informs him, brushing it off.
      "Liam. I want. The cinnamon. bread-zticks," Zayn says slowly, so Liam gets his point. Liam sighs and rolls his eyes slightly.
     "Can you add the breadsticks?" He asks the girl at the counter.
     "Of course," she smiles and enters it into their order.
      "I hope your fucking happy," Liam mutters as he reaches into his pocket to find his wallet while the girl goes back to get their food. Zayn nods and closes his eyes, beaming up at him with his innocent crooked smile.
        "Good thing you're so cute. Otherwise you wouldn't get away with anything," Liam says, unable to hide a smile as he quickly kisses Zayn's nose.
"I could get away with murder," Zayn comments proudly, still smiling.
"Yeah..... that's what scares me," Liam mutters.
         While they're waiting for the pizza, Liam's reading over the menu, both of them extremely bored as they have to wait.
        "Hey Zayn, say salad," Liam instructs out of nowhere.
         "What the fuck," Zayn replies.
          "Just say it," Liam giggles.
          "Zalad?" Zayn says in confusion.
         "Okay. Say cinnamon," Liam orders.
         "Cinnamon? Liam what the fuck," Zayn exclaims.
           "Hmm. Interesting," Liam mutters to himself.
          "What the fuck," Zayn repeats.
        "So you can say the 's' in cinnamon but you can't say the 's' in anything else?" Liam asks to pass the time.
      "It's a C, not an S Liam. Even I know that. Good god learn to spell you ztupid donut," Zayn replies and Liam laughs.
      "Wow. You don't have to be so rude about it," Liam comments and Zayn just shakes his head.
     "You insulted me," Zayn states as he crosses his arms unhappily.
"I did not! I was just
"I'm zorry. I don't think it's up to you to decide whether I'm insulted or not," Zayn comments and Liam gasps.
"Why are you so fucking sassy??" He laughs.
"Why are you zo fucking rude and insulting? Making fun of my zpeech. You want me to make fun of you Liam??" Zayn demands.
"I think you already make fun of me enough Zayn. But thanks for the offer," Liam replies playfully and Zayn rolls his eyes.

     When they finally get their order, Liam has a slightly difficult time Transporting the boxes of pizza to his car while Zayn protectively holds onto his bag of cinnamon Breadsticks.
     "Oh wait Zayn!" Liam cries as he runs around to the other side of the car to open the door for Zayn.
     "Liam... You didn't have to do that. I'm completely capable of opening A fucking door on my own," Zayn says with a timid smile.
     "Let me be a gentleman, Zaynie," Liam says.
     Zayn smiles happily and sits down in Liam's car.
     "Here baby. You wanna hold the pizza?" Liam offers as he extends the giant white box toward Zayn.
     "Why can't you hold it?" Zayn asks defensively.
      "Because I'm driving," Liam tells him sassily as he carefully hands the giant white boxes to Zayn.
     "It's warm," Zayn comments happily and Liam grins. "Can I have some now?" Zayn asks hopefully as he opens the top box to admire the glorious greasy pizza.
     "No!! You can Wait!" Liam insists.
      "But Liam I'm like actually literally starving. I might die," Zayn whines.
     "You're not gonna die. You had that huge sandwich earlier. Remember?" Liam says.
      "That was like... 3 hours ago," Zayn mumbles as he dramatically looks out the window at the passing streets.
        "You can wait," Liam repeats and Zayn huffs unhappily.
    "I'm having the breadsticks now," Zayn shares as he opens the bag.
     "No! Stop! You don't need to eat anything. Can't you wait like 20 minutes?" Liam asks.
      "No I cannot. They're calling out to me," Zayn tells him as he eats one. "And you didn't even want them in the first place so fuck off," Zayn adds with his mouth full.
      "Watch your mouth!" Liam gasps in shock.
"Im sorry Liam. Here have, a quarter to put in the swear jar," Zayn mutters sarcastically with a smirk and Liam rolls his eyes.
      "Damn These breadsticks are so damn good," Zayn comments in satisfaction.
"Well at least save some for my sisters. They'll probably want at least 1," Liam mutters.     
       "And don't talk with your mouth full. It's very rude. And disgusting," Liam adds curtly.
     "Punish me. I'm a bad little boy," Zayn says with a smirk and Liam just tries to ignore the comment.
       "Just save some for everyone else okay?" Liam resolves.
      "Not making any promises," Zayn mumbles with a smirk as he eats another cinammony breadstick.

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I'm so fucking hungry for pizza..... for the past week I've been craving pizza and it's all I want
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Just that nice, thick, greasy, cheesy pizza......
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