The Unexpected Dwarf

Chapter 11

I sat there in the cold dark cell twiddling my thumbs and pondering. I heard a loud bang. Followed by more and more I looked across the hall to Fili kicking his cell door. I began to kick mine to. Maybe I could open it. I turned my back to Fili and pulled out a dagger from inside my corset. Yes I keep daggers on the inside and outside of my corset. I reached me arms threw the cell door and began to pick the lock. I ended up breaking the dagger.

Just my luck. The kicking had stopped. I shrunk to the floor of the cell and began to ponder. Ponder about life. Admittedly I ponder far to much. It normally starts with a question that has an odd answer or no answer at all. This time that question, was why do we fight so hard for life? We all die. Not one person can live forever. We fight so hard to preserve life but it will just perish. We fight so hard for something that's just going to go away. Why do we do that? ( Authors note: This was actually a conversation I've had with myself so many damn times it's not even funny. It was actually after the I finished being human. Oh my god such a good show.)

How awful would it be to live forever? You just linger never going away never having the satisfaction of dying. You would just go on and on forever. Being stuck. Time would change the world could end and you would still be stuck. You would just live as the only one. I guess living forever wouldn't be as lovely as it seems. Even if you were with the person you love.

I sat there pondering staring at the wall. A heard the sound of a cell door opening. I looked over to see Bilbo opening Fili's door.. BILBO!!! He has always got us out of the worst possible situations. He opened my cell door and snuck away to the others. I searches for Kili. I cut a corner and I crashed into somebody. I landed on my back. I sat up to see Kili holding his head.

"Kili!" I half yelled pulling him into a hug. We stood up hugging each tight. Neither of us pulled away. I basked in his warmth. Fili pulled us apart and I shot him an 'I will kill you' look. He pulled Kili into a giant hug. I awed to mess with Fili. Bilbo leased us threw a corridor into a cellar. A wine cellar. By a table there where two elves passed out. Wow I though only dwarves could get that wasted. I snatched a bottle no bigger than my hand of alcohol. I put in my corset. It's like a giant pocket.

"Get in the barrels." Bilbo said. Every body began to snicker.

"Do as he says." Thorin snapped.

I climbed in a barrel. Bilbo pulled a lever and we fell into the river. Bilbo you genius! We floated threw the river Bilbo followed by jumping. He grasped Balin's barrel. We came into the sunlight. I heard yelling in elvish. The current picked up. We where flying down river. I was pulled under. I popped back up in a matter of seconds.

An elvish horn sounded. The gate not far in front of us closed.

"No!" Thorin yelled. An arrow hit my barrel. I looked up to see an Orc. *Well la di freaking da.* The orcs began to kill the elves. I saw Kili jump out of his barrel. I was stunned. Does he want to die!? He ran hop to the lever. Killing orcs as he ran right before he reached the lever an Orc with a bow appeared. The orcs drew back and shot him. The arrow pierced his leg.

"Kili no!!!" I screamed. He fell holding his leg. I was outraged. I pulled out my daggers and began throwing them at every Orc I saw. I didn't care how many daggers I lost. I just wanted Kili to be ok. He got up and stumbled for the lever he pulled it. Kili jumped off the platform and into his barrel. The arrow caught the side of the barrel. It ripped out of his leg. He wailed in pain.

The current swept us down the river. The orcs ran shooting arrows and throwing all kinds of weapons. I spotted a sword on the river bank. As we flew past it I grabbed it. An Orc ran across a log above the river. I quickly swung removing half if it's leg. The elves where shooting orcs as well. I was swept under yet again. I was now in front of the group. I lost sight of the orcs. We came to a rocky river bank. I paddled my barrel ashore. I climbed out and lay on the river bank inspecting myself. I wasn't injured. I suddenly remembered. Kili! I looked around and spotted him. I sprinted for him and kneeled next to him.

"Are you ok?" Kili said.

"What the hell is wrong with you!? You care more about me than you care about yourself!" I yelled at him.

"Isn't that what love is about? Putting somebody before yourself. And Lucy I love you." He chocked.

"I love you too." I pulled him close. I took out the liquor I stole. I uncapped it and pored it all over his wound. He screamed in pain. I pinned his shoulders. Oin threw me so gauze. I quickly wrapped his wound. I tied it very very tight. I placed a kiss on Kili's lips. I hope he will be ok. He doesn't deserve this. I heard the sound of an arrow whizzing past my head. I turned around to see a large man with arrow pointed at my face.

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Hey guys I have some good news and some bad news.

Bad news. I am going to visit family in Kentucky. They may not have wifi. I'm not sure and I'm staying there for 5 days. I am going to update as much as possible this week. Come hell or high water.

Good news. 50 reads. Holy hell. Really you guys I'm dumbfounded. Thank you.

Other stuff. So I saw Divergent it was f**king amazing. I have no words it was so good. I did to even read the books and now that's my mission. Also it's based in Chicago. I live near Chicago so I was like 'represent'. I also I finished the first the first season of 'Game of Thrones' it is so amazing *quiet sobs*. If you don't watch it already go watch it.

This chapters song is *drum roll*

Bleeding out- Imagine Dragons.

That's all for now I'll update soon love you guys!!!