buzz.
text from: pendejo ethan
e: babe
e: answer
e: this is important
e: y/ fucking /n
you: the number your trying to speak to is not available at the moment. please try again later.
e: haha bitch you're not slick you said your instead of you're
you: damn it
you: what do u want
e: you;)))
you: bye you're blocked
e: WAIT NO COME BACK IT WAS A JOKE
e: plz
e: plz
e: eye yam sori
e: plez
you: cállate pinche puto
e: speak english
you: no
e: i love you
you: whatever what do you want
e: can i cum over
you: e.
e: oops i meant come
e: or did i
e: ;))))
you: yup you're definitely getting blocked now
e: noooo babygirllllllllllll
e: you can't just leave your daddy here like that:(
you choke on your water as you read that text.
you: ETHAN GRANT DOLAN HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT
you: I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED
e: it's true
you: your brothers the better twin
e: i honestly can't believe you just said that.
e: im actually hurt.
e: i honestly just can't rn
you: ok kim
e: wow
e: you are literally such an asshole i can't
you: okay i am sorry the queen of extraness
e: I HATE YOU SO MCUHE DUEHWUWKRHR
you: aw i hate you too buddy
e: but fr tho ma
e: lemme smash
e: JUST KIDDING WUSHDKDIDNBEKF
you: blocked
e: OKAY SERIOUSLY THO CAN I COME OVER
you: no
e: y
you: cuz
e: por qué tho
you: oh my god you did not just make a Spanish meme
e: oh yes i did
you: nope. you are banned from mi casa
e: yuck you
you: yup you too you yucky stinky poop
e: k
you: come over
e: i thought i was banned?
you: i just want your dick that's all
e: coming now
you: i was just kidding but fr tho come over i miss you
e: you still tryna smash tho?????
you: ETHAN
e: abhahaah omw ily babygirl
you: lyt papi
e: YOU FINALLY SAID IT
you: don't get used to get bicycle seat
e: aaaannndddd you're back
e: gtg driving
you: hope you crash
e: wow thanks you're so swee
you: ethan
you: omfg
you: stop im going to call 911
you: oh my god im gonna cry ethan please answer
you: ethan
you: i love you so much please answer me
e: haha gotcha
you: i fucking hate you
e: awe i hate me too
you: por pendejo
you: drive safe i love u
e: i love u too. very interesting letter
you: oh my fucking god seriously shut the fuck up or im gonna kick you so hard you're not gonna be able to have babies
e: ????? but then you won't have kids?????? da fuck
you: BYE ETHAN
e: bye babygirl
AHHH HI BITCHES IM BACKKKKKKKK SORRRYYYYY I HAVENT UPDATED IM WORKING ON IT AND SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT ILY
