The Cow Hypnotist

Vlog

"Oh no!" Lizzie yells in horror, running into the other room.

         "What's wrong?" Mary asks, texting one of her friends while she sits at the kitchen table.

"Remember my Vlog?"

           "Yeah," Mary answers, shutting her phone off, "What about it?"

"How can I do it when I'm a cow?! I need to upload a new one tomorrow!"

        "Welp, guess you're gonna have to make one with you being a cow."

           "But what if people freak out?"

          "Then it's their loss," She turns to face Lizzie, "Listen, if nobody wants to watch you anymore because you're weird, then screw them! They obviously don't want to get to know you for you."

Lizzie thinks for a moment. Maybe she should try to do it. But, on one hand, she isn't sure. To get it off her mind for a little while, she decides to go shopping, since the last time she did, was the day she transformed.

       But, as she got inside, everyone just stares at her. Some people are scared while others are amazed. She's a beautiful cow, yet she's just not supposed to be one.

      "Look, mommy, a cow-girl!" Says a little girl holding her mother's hand.

        "Ahuh very nice," The mother says, texting someone on her phone.

          Lizzie sighs. It wasn't her fault she was a cow. Curiosity had got the better of her and it just sort of happened. Although she wishes that these people would just stop looking at her.

      "Ok let's look at the list... Fish food? I didn't know she had a fish. Maybe it's in the basement."

       As she walks into the fish section, she takes a look at the fishes for sale. Some of them look rare to her, while the others just look like the common goldfish. However, as she's fixing to walk away, a single fish, in particular, catches her eye.

       "Awww! I like this one. It's blue."

      "I know right?" She hears someone say, "I think it's more of a dark teal. But whatever you think."

     "Who was that?" She looks around. But there isn't a single person in sight., "Huh, weird."

      "Wait, did you understand me? Like, what I was saying?"

     She then realizes it was the fish and begins to freak out, taking a few steps back, "GAH! You can talk?!"

        "You're a cow! Of course! You can understand animals! Pfft! How come you didn't know?"

         "I... Think I'm gonna leave..." Lizzie waves, turning around and immediately getting freaked out.

       She pushes the cart as fast as she could, hooves clopping on the ground as she makes her escape to the store's register.

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"I'm telling you, I can talk to animals!" Lizzie explains when she gets home.

       "Yeah yeah-..." Mary flips her magazine page, not exactly listening to what she's saying.

"You think I'm lying?! I'm a cow now! Apparently, cows can talk with other animals, too!"

       "But you're part cow-..."

"Still! Ugh! Why doesn't anyone believe MOO!"

       She then storms out of the room as Mary sighs. Lizzie takes her phone to do a vlog post.

       "Hey everyone, there's something I need to tell you..."

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"And that's why I'm a cow now. And apparently, I can talk to animals too, so, I guess I'm the modern version of Dr. Doolittle!" She sighs, realizing that was a cringey thing to say, "well, I'll be back with another vlog next week, bye!"