Rachel's Pov
As Brittany and I walked into the apartment, all we could do was question the sight in front of us.
"What are you doing, Kurt?"
"Oh, you know, just sitting on San."
"Why?" Britt asked
"Because she fell asleep here, and I wanted to sit on the couch, so I just sat on her"
"Dude she's gonna be so pissed if you wake her up." Brittany laughed, clearly speaking from experience.
"Well she hasn't woken up yet." Kurt said. But right as he said that, she woke up.
"What the hell?" Santana said trying to move under Kurt's weight, looking up at him. "Get your gay ass off of me, Hummel."
The three of us laughed at her comment.
"You jinxed it, Kurt" i said laughing
"Then get your gay ass of my couch." He said.
"Whatever. I'm up now. Enjoy your couch."
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Idk what this is. It's mostly dialogue. But I wrote this just so I could say "get you gay ass off of me." It Randomly popped into my head earlier, and I laughed way to hard at it.
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Glee Oneshots
FanfictionThis is a series of Glee one shots! The couples include: Finchel, Brittana, Klaine, Wemma, and maybe some crackships. Feel free to send request or prompts. I hope you enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own glee.
