Kidnapped

♠ 03 - I Don't Need Pants ♠

•Avianna's POV•

"... I'll rent a beach out in Miami, wake up with no jammies, lobster tail for dinner, Julio serve that scampi -"

"Shut up!" The guy who was driving growled.

It's been a full ten minutes and I didn't even know their names. I switched on the radio and 'That's What I Like' was playing.

"So...how long have you guys been kidnapping?" I asked trying to make small talk, but they glared at me, except 'Underwear Theif', he just sat there with Tiger in his arms.

"Can I have my doggy back now?" I asked with with narrowed eyes.

"Nope!" He answered.

"He's my dog! I just got him last week!"

"Don't care." He stated casually.

Wait...does he still have my underwear?

"Do you still have my underwear?" I asked. He tensed up and chuckled nervously.

That's a yes.

I folded my arms across the chest and looked down. I then realized I had NO PANTS ON!!

"WHOAAAAA!!!" I shouted and jumped.

"SHUT UP!" The driver shouted in anger.

"Don't tell me to shut up! I don't have any pants on! You just had to kidnap me right as I was about to do my big finale!" I huffed angrily.

"We'll stop by a convenience store and buy you a dress." He said and focused his eyes back on the road.

"I DON'T WEAR DRESSES!!" I argued.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUXK!" He replied back in a shout.

"WELL I DON'T GIVE A COCONUT THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUXK THAT I DON'T WEAR DRESSES!" I retorted.

"FINE! I'LL BUY YOU A DAMN PANTS!" He shouted.

"THANK YOU! NOW, I WANT BACK MY DOGGY!" I demanded.

"LEO, GIVE HER BACK HER MUTT!"

Leo aka 'Underwear Thief' slowly gave me my doggy and pouted.

"I wanted to keep it." He pouted.

"You ain't keeping my doggy. And I want back my underwear."

He reached into his jacket pocket and took out my yellow underwear.

"Thanks. Now I have a question."

"Oh for the love of Christ!" The driving one begged.

"Where are we going?"

"Stay quiet and you'll find out." He said with his jaw clenched.

"I need to pee." I said.

The three guys looked (glared) at me and I gave them an innocent smile.

"Just stop at the next convenience store." The other one said.

"Hey. That's the first time that you've talked in front of me while I'm conscious."

"It's tempting but I'm tired of putting you to sleep."

"Aww! It is because I'm a qu-tie?"

"No, I'm literally tired carrying your ass around."