Guy 1: Dude I wasn't even that drunk
Guy 2: Dude you congratulated a potato for getting the part in Toy Story
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Guy 1:Dude I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2:You were yelling at a pineapple "Spongebob I know your in there!"
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Guy 1: I wasn't even that drunk
Guy 2: Dude, you threw a tennis ball at my gecko and said "Charizard, I choose you!"
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Guy 1: I wasn't even that drunk
Guy 2: You took out a kitchen knife and made Kelly throw fruits and vegetables at you and you were yelling " I am the fruit ninja!"
Guy 1: Was I any good?
Guy 2: No
YOU ARE READING
Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^
