In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says "The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo."
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YOU ARE READING
Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^
