Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude you were hugging an old man with a beard screaming "Dumbledore....Your alive!!"
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Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude, you gave a sock to a midget yelling "Dobby your free!!"
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Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa.
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Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: You were in my neighbors pool looking for Nemo
Guy 1: But did I find Nemo?
Guy 2: ......
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Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^