Do you think I could be a police dog?
No
I don't think you've the nerve for it.
WTF? My nerves are made of STEEL
Dude, you jump at the sound of your OWN FARTS.
THEY SNEAK UP ON ME.
YOU ARE READING
Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^