I can hear you talking about me.
-Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away.
My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.
I just googles that. 400 billion sounds way too low
I can smell McDonalds.
Stop trying to freak me out.
McNuggets.
-CAN YOU SEE ME?
I'm BATDOG.
YOU ARE READING
Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^
