Where's my belly button?
What?
WHERE'S MY BELLY BUTTON?
Do dogs have belly buttons?
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BELLY BUTTON?
CALM DOWN
YOU CALM DOWN. I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

YOU ARE READING
Oh! Just some Words!
MizahWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^