Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude, you were blocking the doorway to the bathroom "You shall not pass!"
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Guy 1:Dude I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "Grow Mario grow!!"
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Guy 1: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 2: Dude! you climbed up a tree and said "This broccoli is big"
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Oh! Just some Words!
HumorWell this is my second book....And I seem to have an interest in writing funny quotes. So Yeah!~~ WARNING: Jokes are not mine except some.... Contains: Quotes of random people and I wasn't that drunk texts^^