When we were young (a Starkid fanfiction)

Hello again officer

I know I shouldn't brag, but me and Joey just had awesome sex. Like, totally awesome sex. We were lying in bed, still naked, relaxing, when my phone suddenly vibrated.

'Be down in 5 minutes. You don't wanna miss this.' It was a text from Jaime. This could only mean one thing, the last dare has been said. I really can't miss this.

''Joey, hurry up, we need to get down ASAP'' I said to him.

''What's the matter?'' he replied confused.

''The final dare is up.''

''Oh shit'' he said and quickly got up, and we both started putting our clothes back on really quickly, then hurried downstairs. We made it just in time.

''Hurry up!'' Bonnie shouted, pulling my hand, and dragging both of us outside the house. I said nothing, just followed her.

''Oh my God'' was all that I was capable to say when I saw the scene in front of me. First to inform you, the unlucky person was Brian. And the dare was, in my opinion,one of the best ever. He was standing in the middle of the road and next to him was a fire extinguisher. Okay, that was weird. But when I looked around, I saw that in front of every Tyler's neighbours house was one person, one person from the party to be precise, and they looked as they were ready to ring the doorbell. Suddenly, loud music came from inside, weird loud music, it sounded like some kind of orchestra, but like it was speed up. And then the people rang each bell, and ran away. It took a few minutes until all the neighbours came out, almost all the neighbours that is, and then the show started. Brian started shouting, and then he started running towards each neighbour, spraying them with the extinguisher. Oh dear God. It was hilarious. At least it was until the neighbours started running after him.

''This is not good'' I said.

''Oh shit, I didn't think of that'' Tyler replied.

''Well do something!'' Jaime yelled at him, but luckily, he didn't have to. Just that moment Brian ran pass us into the house.

''Get inside, quickly'' Joe said, pushing us girls first towards the house. Somehow, and I still don't know how, we all got inside just in time. A lot of Ben's friends were with us and they made it in safely as well.

''They're going to call the cops'' Joey said worried.

''No, they're not'' Tyler replied calmly, like nothing just happened.

''Yes they are!'' I cut in a little pissed. Sure it was funny at first, like I said, the best dare ever, but now I realized that this wasn't really a clever joke. And that Brian, and the rest of us, can really get into trouble 'cause of this.

''Audrey calm down, it was just a joke, I'm sure the neighbours will realize that'' he continued. And he pissed me off even more.

''And what if they don't? What then Tyler?'' I shouted again,''Brian's already got a criminal record, and so do I, or have you already forgot about that?!'' With that I stormed out to the kitchen, leaving everyone behind. I poured myself a glass of whiskey and drank it in one sip.

''Audrey?'' Joey called entering inside.

''They are fucking idiots. Whose idea was that?'' I replied pouring another glass.

''Tyler's''

''Why am I not surprised'' I said shaking my head.

''Maybe we should go, in case the cops really show up?''

''Yeah, maybe we should.''

''Guys, you better get out here'' Bonnie walked in, shocked, scared and nervous. This fast? No, it can't be. Can it? We followed her into the living room without asking anything, and unfortunately, it was just like I expected. Three policeman were standing there. How on earth did they show up in, what, five minutes?