liam
"i can't believe you got us kicked out of the library!"
aiden
"well i cant believe that u suck at aiming"
liam
"if you hadn't started throwing things, we would've gotten somewhere on our project!"
aiden
"if u hadnt such bad aim, we wouldnt have gotten kicked out :-):
liam
"shut up, you suck!"
aiden
"oh yes, i do. wanna find out if i do it better than u?"
liam
"shut up!"
aiden
"aw ur prolly all blushy wushy li"
liam
"aw, you probably need to shut up!"
aiden
"do u get all flustered when i call u daddy too?"
liam
"aiden, literally. shut. up."
aiden
"give me ur exs # so i can dick her down better than u"
liam
"you don't have a dick?"
aiden
"are u admitting i can please her better without even having a penis? thanks dad"
liam
"you will not text her! i'm surprised you even know about her!"
aiden
"u will b surprised abt the things i know li ;-)"
liam
"i don't want to know."
aiden
"dont worry li, i wont b a dick and touch her when ik u still like her"
liam
"we broke up like four months ago!"
aiden
"its ok that u arent over her li. feelings r hard"
liam
"do you even have feelings?"
aiden
"unfortunately"
liam
"guess you are a civilized human being after all."
aiden
"thanks dildo"
liam
"hey, if you do dick down emily, can you tell her that riding isn't scooting a chair in? thanks."
aiden
"i think i love you"
liam
"only if you don't ride me like a rocking chair, aiden."
aiden
"gotchu dad"
liam
"thanks"
aiden
"emily isnt my type tbh w u, i like girls w cake"
liam
"actually, me too."
aiden
"congratulations! we arent arguing for once"
liam
"shut up"
aiden
"i hate u"
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