Monsters Like Us~Black Hat x Fem!Reader

Clever Kitty

You find a bobby pin, (probably dropped by Dem when she was trying to pick at Black Hat's door as he was getting dressed earlier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))) and use it to pick at the locked lab door. With a click, it opens. Quietly, you sneak out of the lab and walk through the hall, acting as if you were in deep thought like you've seen Flug do before. You begin to sneak past Black's throne room and flinch as you hear snoring coming from that room. You look over and see Black Hat snoring and laying sideways on his throne. You think to yourself,

"He looks so cute when he's sleeping!"

You let out a quiet giggle. A sudden movement from the throne room causes you to jump.

"Flug? What are you doing up this early? I thought you needed your dumb sleep?"

You freeze up and look into Black Hat's throne room. You notice that the eye that wasn't behind the monocle was half open and glaring at you. You attempt to come up with an excuse.

"O-oh! Well s-sir, I was needing to pace t-the halls so I c-could think o-of what I n-need to do to f-fix the anti-gravity device!" You lie, and Black Hat's eyebrows raise questioningly.

"Well get back to work NOW!" He booms, and you nod slowly and run down the hall. Behind you , you hear footsteps and turn around.

"Flug? I thought I just saw you?" Black's voice booms down the hall.

You turn around shocked to see the ACTUAL Flug standing in front of Black Hat.

"O-oh! Well s-sir, I was needing to pace the halls so I c-could think of what I n-need to do to f-fix the anti-gravity d-device!" Flug stuttered.

"BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT!" Black booms in confusion and anger.

"W-well I just woke up s-sir! I came directly from my room!"

Quietly, you listen to their conversation. It gets so quiet you can hear 5.0.5 snoring cutely from upstairs.

"So if that is you, then who WAS that?" Black questions.

You slowly begin to sneak down the hall and notice Flug staring at you in confusion. You wink and decide to make things fun. You run over to Flug and pick him up. The next thing you do confuses them both and shocks Black. You drop Flug in Black's arms and take a picture, giggling. (That's for all of you Paperhat shippers *winks* XD) You then put the picture in your bra and run down the hall as you hear a loud thump from the throne room. You look over your shoulder to see Black approaching, his eyes aflame in anger. You begin running, your tail down to keep you running without friction. You run on your hands and feet like a dog except not shape shifting. Black begins to approach, and you practically feel his breath on your tail.

"IM GUNNA SKIN YOU ALIVE AND EAT YOUR SOUL YOU LITTLE RAT!" Black Hat screeches angrily behind you.

You laugh for practically once in your life. You never had this much fun before. You decided to up the anti and stop running. Black stops and stands over you.

"Aw," you say, shape shifting into Black Hat, shocking him.

"You look so cute when you're angry!" You say, then shift back into your neko form, laughing.

The color in Black's face drained, making you laugh even more. Black melts into a puddle, leaving you confused.

"Sir, the hologooraph works perfectly!" (holograph but melts into a puddle of sticky goo on command (I came up with it ;3))

You gasp quietly as the goo sticks to you, causing you to freak out. You begin to try to run, getting a little further than before. Black comes over and picks you up like you would a cat, and snaps his fingers, clearing the goo from your body, then walks with you to his room, petting you.

"You are a very clever kitty! I think I'll keep you..." Black says, petting you under your chin, making you purr.

A small blush crosses over your cheeks, not that he notices either.

"Th-thanks for not killing me." Is all you can manage.

He nods and thinks for a moment. Slowly, a smirk crosses his face, and he comes up with an idea. He brings you into his room, making sure to shut and lock his door tightly.

"W-what are you doing? Black?"

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Ooooo! I think the weather is changing! It seems it's gunna be hot with a chance of light smut!
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Anyways I'm working on the next part for you guys! Hope you enjoy!

Love yall!

~Feh 🌌🎩