It All Comes Out In Moron

Your Guess is as Good as Mine.

I sit in the room wearing the ridiculous gown. Jess decided he wanted to tag along to my ultrasound.  Jess sat there. "So what is this for?" Jess asked. "I'm going to find out whether it's a girl or a boy." I stated. A small smile formed on his lips. "Jess?" I ask. "What's going to happen once I have the baby?" I ask. He looks at me.  "Well you said that we're together so unless we breakup I'm not going anywhere as long as it's okay with you." Jess replies. I sigh in relief. "Sorry for the wait." The doctor says sitting down.

-timeskip-

"So you're going to have a-" Jess is cut off by a screaming couple. "OH MY GOD LOUISE! CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT IT'S MY KID!?" A guy shouts. "NO! AND THIS IS WHY. YOU'RE A CRAP BAG WHO HAS ANGER ISSUES!" The girl yelled back. She emerged and I looked at her wide eyed. "L-Louise!?"I ask. "Rory!?" She says wide eyed. "Hey we are not done here!" He yells. "Danny shut up." Louise demands. He grabs her wrist and Jess intervenes. "Hey man show some respect." Jess says. "This is between me and Louise, not you. So shut up." He says angrily. Jess steps back coughing. "Good god man how much whiskey did you drink!?" Jess asks. "SHUT UP!"He yells. I jump back. Jess had a sudden change in attitude. "Rory. Get louise to the car. Something tells me he drove her here." He says. "What about you?" I ask. "I'm getting security. And if that doesn't work then I'll pray that my inner Keane Reeves kicks in and I go all John Wick on him." He says. Louise was already one step ahead of him grabbing my arm. We got in the car. "My,my you've chosen well." I state sarcastically. "He's a jerk I know. He wasn't always like that, but then he started drinking and he became a jerk. And then I got pregnant. Today we came here to determine if it was his..... I'm... it is...." Louise sighs. "Do you.... Do you want to stay with us till you get back on your feet?" I ask.

Louise looks up.  "Can I!?" She asks. "Yeah... Hey what happened with Madeline?" I ask. Louise sighs. "We're still friends but she moved. She lives in New York as a designer." She says. The car door opens and Jess sighs with his bottom lip bleeding. "Oh my god! Jess what the hell!?" I ask. "He threw a punch- and no I didn't hit back, I yelled security and they came running. He'll be arrested for public intoxication." He sighs. "Louise is going to stay in room 5." I tell him. "Protect her from Finn's insanity, and Colin's sass." Jess says.  We drove home and I walked in to see a excited Colin and Finn. "So what is it!?" Finn asks. "It's a-" I'm cut off by mom walking in. "Mom!?" I ask.

"Hey! You think we didn't know about today! We wanna know!" She says. "We?" I ask. "TELL ME!" Lane shouts. "Good lord help us all." I sigh. "It's a-" I'm cut off again. "It's that Louise?" Mom asks. "Hi miss Gilmore." She says looking at Mom and Lane, and now, Luke. "What are you doing here?" Mom asks pulling her into a hug. "Well Rory said I could stay here until I get back on my feet so...." She says. "New roommate!?" Finn asks pointing to Louise. "And she's attractive. Wait are you gay!?" Colin asks. "No?" Louise says. Colin and Finn look at each other. "That means-" Colin cuts Finn off. "She's fair game." Colin states. "Forgive them, they're crazy." I tell her. She nods in a understanding way. I sigh. "So is it healthy?" Luke asks. "Yes." I replied."So it's a?" Mom asks anxiously. "It's a-" I hear a knock on the door. I open it to see Seth. "What are you doing here?" I ask."Finn! Do you have my racket!?" Seth asks. "No! Why the hell would I have your racket?" He asks. "Is it just me or everytime that we try to say the gender of the kid we get cut off?" Jess asks. "You noticed it too!?'" Louise says suprised.

"You noticed it too! Good I thought I was going crazy." I sigh. "Seth llleeeaavvvee." Finn groans. Seth puts his hands up in defeat and leaves. "Okays so it's aaaa????"Colin asks. "It's going to be a-" Zach sneezes. "Damn it Zach !" Colin groans. "Dude how did you know my name?" Zach asks. "We know things... and Rory told us." Finn replies. "Cool dude." Zach says. "Does anyone want to know orrr..." I say. "Tell us!" Babette says in the back. "What did you bring the whole town!?" I ask mom. Mom smirks. "Yes." She says. "Okay when I call your name say something." I tell everyone. "Andrew." I call. "Hi." He responds. "Al." I call. "Here." He says. "Miss Patty." "Hey sweetie." "Kirk!?" "Present!" "Lulu!" "Hi Rory!" "Morey!" "Hi!" "Sophie!?" "Why am I here again?" "Sookie!?" "Hi!" "Michel!?" "Present. And confused." Yeah this... continued for a while. "How did you manage to get the whole town in here?" I ask mom astonished. "Some of them are in the back yard." She laughed.

Jess snickers at this and April pops out from behind Luke. "I'm here too. I just was outside talking to Ruthie. She's so talkative it drives me slightly crazy." April sighs. "Well she's the biggest social butterfly" me and mom say in unison. She gasps. "Woah. Maybe we can pull a Freaky Friday!" Mom jokes. I roll my eyes and finally someone said "TELL US ALREADY" which caused me to sigh. "It's going to be- " "RORY!?" I heard a familiar female voice call out. "Paris. I'm kinda busy-" "YOU SEND A LETTER FOR YOUR PREGNANCY!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" She rants. I groan. "Paris I was just about to say the gender." I said. "Fine! I didn't even know it existed till now but yeah! Announce it. Hey what's mystic bad boy doing here?" Paris asks. "He's my boyfriend Paris. We live together with Louise, Colin and Finn." I tell her.  "You live in a- Wait did you just say Louise?" She asks. Louise pops up from behind Finn. "Hi!" She says.  "Wow...... when did this happen?" Paris asks. "today" I replied. "What's the gender of the kid?" Paris asks curiously. "It's a-" Kirk cuts me off. "It's accidentally broke a plate" He says. "KIRK!" Everyone yells. "Sorry."

"GIRL!" I scream. "What?" Mom asks. "I'M HAVING A GIRL!" I announce. Jess pits a arm around my waist pulling me closer to him. "It's a girl!?"Mom asks with a forming smile. "Yeah..." I say. Mom pulls me into a hug and from that point on we all celebrated.

I was going to have a little girl....

Hi! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I want to remind you that I take requests for chapter ideas and when I do I give you a shoutout. I also wanted to let you know that I came out with another story. It's fiction, and it's original. It's called My Drunk Best friend. It's a funny story and I hope you enjoy. Love you guys to pieces! - Author-chan