It All Comes Out In Moron

Where you lead I will follow.

I groan. "I WANT YOU OUT!" I screech. Suddenly I understand Sookie's pregnant panic of a not having your baby. Jess kisses my forehead. "Your due date is in a week. Calm down." He says. "YOU DON'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING TILL YOU END UP FAT, GASSY, HORMONAL, AND START CRAVING THINGS!" I say. Finn walks in.  "Hello you stunning woman!" He says. "Don't patronize me jerk." I say. Finn throws his hands up in surrender. "I give! I give! sorry!" He says. "Have any mood swings?" Colin asks. "Noooooo this is nothing!" I say sarcastically. "Okay. I'm calling your mom." Jess says. "Fine!" I say. He walks out. Finn sits next to me. "Hey! It'll be okay." He says. I sigh. "Sorry I'm such a jerk.. I just.... Ugh... I want it OUT!" I groan. Jess walks back in  "your mom is coming." Jess says. "Good... Good." I sigh. "Have you tried to sleep?" Colin asks. "I can't! I have to pee every fifteen minutes !" I say. "...well that's unfortunate" Finn says. Louise walks in. "So... how's the other preggers lady?"She asks. "Bleh." I groan. Jess sits on the arm of the chair rubbing my back. "It'll be okay." He says. A few minutes later and mom bursts through the door. "Heyyyy kid!" She says. "Moomm. How did I maneuver my way out of you?" I ask. "Ah you're pulling a Sookie." She says. She sits next to me. "Look... Kids are irratating. But there are moments when you're going to be so proud. Like when she first walks." "Her first word."Colin says.  "Her first kiss."Finn says.  "Actually you'll want to strangle the boy at first and then be proud... unless the boy sucks." Mom says. I laugh sleepily."Mom? Can you stay the night?" I ask. "Of course!" She says. I stand up and walk into my room. I lay down.

-jess-

I walk into the living room where Lorelai is sitting. "Hey.. um.. Lorelai can I talk to you?" I ask. She puts down her mug of coffee. "Sure Jess. What's up?" She asks. "....I.... I want to marry your daughter." I blurt out. Her posture stiffens. "Wait.... What?" She asks. "She's only a week away.... and I don't want her to think that I'm leaving anytime soon....because I'm not..." I say. "It's only been nine months." Lorelai says. "I know." I reply. "And... I can tell... you really care about Rory..." She says. ".... You want my blessing?" She asks. "Yes." I reply. ".....You have it... I can tell Jess that you've changed. You've become a good man who obviously loves my kid. You've picked up your life and made something of it.  So yes Jess. You have my blessing." She says honestly. "Thank you." "However." She says. "Break her heart, I'll break your neck. And other various parts of your body that could potentially lead to death." She says. "Understood."I say.

-Rory-

This is the story of how the 4th Lorelai was born.

I woke up in the middle of the night. Something was off. I lean up and Jess walks in. "You okay?" He asks. "Yeah. Just... I have to go to the bathroom. I say. I get up and I sigh. "I think I just peed my- ow..." I say confused. "Wait....Oh crap, your Water broke!" "Wait what!? It's supposed to be another week!"I say panicked at the situation. "Well I don't think she cares!" Jess says. Jess walks out and bangs on Colin's door. He opens frustrated with him. "I was running through a meadow you jerk. I was dating Emma Watson." He growls. "Rory's water broke." He says. "Oh crap." Colin says waking up. He opens Finn's door. "WAKE UP ITS GO TIME!' Colin shouts. Finn wakes up and sprints out his room. Louise opens her door. "What's going on?" Mom asks. "Rory's water broke! It's go time!" Finn says. I walk down the stairs. Jess opens the door and we get in  the car, mom sitting in the back with Finn. Colin and Louise get into a seperate car and we ride. "Ow." I groan "hang on we're almost there." Jess says. "OW!" I scream in pain. "You wanna punch me? I remember when I gave birth to you I wanted to punch someone." Mom says. "HOLY CRAP! OW!" I scream. I grab mom's hand squeezing it. "Well I'm glad we're going to a hospital because I think you crushed my hand." She says. "SHUT UP! WITH THE QUIPS!" I scream. "Good grief." Finn says  "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME AUSSIE!? I'LL TAKE YOU!" I scream. "We're almost there Rory, hang on." Jess says turning. "SOMEONE DO SOMETHING TO DISTRACT FROM THE PAIN PLEASE!" I scream. "JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL! LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD!" Finn scream sings. I have to admit that's pretty distracting. Finn nudges mom and she scream sings with him. "SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE!" I grunt in pain as Jess pulls into the hospital parking lot. "OW!" I screech as I get out the car. "Just a city boy! Living in south Detroit!" Finn continues not quite as loud. "What are you doing?" Colin asks.  "Distracting Rory from pain!" Mom says. "Oh okay then..." Colin says. "He took the midnight train goin' anywhereeee" Everyone but me sings. "Street lights peopleeeee!" "DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!!!" Colin signs us in as Finn sings loudly. "Okay you can stop with the theatrics. We're taking her to her room." A nurse laughs.  They bring me to my room and I breathe heavily. "Who's going to be with you when you go in there?" The nurse asks. "I will." Jess says.

-Lorelai p.o.v.-

Louise fell asleep the moment Jess and Rory left. Luke runs into the waiting room. "Hey! I got your voicemail!" He says kissing me. "Is she okay? Has it happened yet?" He asks. "Nope." Finn says looking at a newspaper. "Last we saw her we were singing Journey and the nurse gave me her phone number." Colin says. I stifle a life at Colin's comment. I pull Luke outside and sigh. "I think Jess is going to propose to Rory." I tell him. Luke's eyes widen. "What!? Really?" He asks. "H-How?" He asks.  "We talked last night and he asked for my blessing." I tell him. He scratches his beard in thought.  " What did you say?" He asks. "I said yes." I tell him. "Really?" He asks. "Luke when it comes down to it, Jess loves Rory, I'd think if it was possible he'd go to the moon and back for her." I begin. "He's changed into a good guy that can provide for her. Now if he'd asked when he was 19 I definitely would've said no. But he's changed and now he's totally in love with my daughter." I say. 

Luke sighs after a long silence.  "And this is what you want?" He asks. "As long as Rory is happy." I say.

-hours later-

I've left a voice mail for mom. Granted she'll probably delete it.

 Jess walks out looking both excited and slightly mortified. "She's born and healthy." He says trying not to wake Luke,Colin, or Finn.

"Where's Rory?" I ask.  "Resting." He says. We get up and go to the ward. He points to a bundle of pink. I look at  the name tag and smile.

She was the fourth Lorelai. Lorelai Emily Gilmore. She named her After both me and mom... I see Finn walk in and he looks. "Where is the little angel?" He asks. Jess points and Finn looks at her. He smiles happily. It's not long after that Colin and Louise joins us. We hear the door open and Luke walks in... With Mom. I look at her. She seems panicked. "Where is she? Is she okay? Is the baby alright-" "Mom... The baby is fine. Rory is resting." I tell her calmly. She sighs in relief. "Which one is her's?" She asks. I point. Mom smiles with tears in her eyes as she says "She looks just like you did..." I smile. 

We all look at the pink bundle and I think all of us thought the same thing.

This was a beautiful baby that we're all going to love. 

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, for it is the last of this story. However this is only the beginning. As I said before I am going to be taking some time learning animation. I will be back. Don't think of this as a 'good bye', think of it as 'a see you later.'  

"Guys...Life... It's pretty awesome. Just keep at it. And I'll keep on going too." - Monty Oum

(The man who gave me the inspiration of animation...)