breathe • shitposts #1

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the tomato cages have broken where they keep the most dangerous criminals hide ur vegetables ur wives ur children but especially ur wives if ur a woman bc lesbians are revered in tomato culture and they perform lesbian sacrifices once a month and hetero sacrifices once a year as their juice is not as good for potion making as the homosexual™ variety and they need gay-powered potions to grow carrots for their spawn to smash however virgin tomatoes put all their energies into baking and housework except for the once a month sacrifices where they take it in turns to slit the lesbians' throats and rip out their hearts which is one of their favourite activities they also do sudoku sometimes