breathe • shitposts #1

hepy birth 2 the ma

it's my moms birthday and we're going to a restaurant called monterey and i'm not looking forward to it because it will certainly be filled with the aroma and sights of various meats which is not an enjoyable experience for me but whatever i'm gonna go now so the parents do not get pissed that i am using wattpad as they believe it is full of forty year old mens who want to prey upon and rape innocent young girls such as myself and only think i can have friends whom i can smell and touch but whatever not the point ima go now