This is another chapter about my strange friend Reed. He likes to make fun of people a lot.
Reed was walking inside after lunch, when he heard a random eighth grader yell to her other random eighth grader friend "PUSH ME ONE MO 'GAN!" Definition: push me again and I will hurt you.
So, now Reed is going around school saying "push me one mo 'gan an I is gon shank yew!".
He went up to Mr. Band Director and said this to him. He pushed Reed. "OH, NO. NO. SHANK. SHANK. SHANK......" He also pulled out his house key and pretended to shank Mr. Band Director. He just walked away.

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Random Junk That Happens in My Life.
HumorYep :) Just random junk that happens in my life.