You Dropped Your Pocket

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I was at Walmart today with my dad and I was waiting for the guy at the checkout place to fishish, you know, checking out our ice cream. I was just standing there, playing with the Chapstick and making the labels all straght, and when I finished doing that, I turned back around.

The teenage guy at the checkout thingy looked directly at me and said "Hey, you dropped your pocket.". I thought he said " you dropped something out of your pocket" so I looked down at the floor.

He started chuckling to himself and I just stared at him with a confused/suspicious glare.

He said "Oh, you haven't heard of that yet? Well you'll hear it in high school." This thouroughly creeped me out.

"What grade are you in?"

"Uhhhh seventh???" I replied.

"What? You mean you're in MIDDLE SCHOOL and you've never been told that before??? Well if somebody ever tells you that, DO NOT LOOK DOWN."

I just looked at him and walked out of the store. My dad thought he was crazy.

Hey Lily and Reed, tell me if this is some weird other town joke. You know what I mean by "other town."

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