I don't really know how Maia and I have gotten to this topic (I think it was popup ads), but it seems that Maia and I have begun role playing Ghost Adventures through text. I'm just gonna set it up like one big text.
Maia:
*Sees popup ad on pinterest about Ghost Adventures* "Can YOU handle the adventure?"
What I think: Sure I can do that no prob.
Reality: Lolz no
My reality: *walks in* *thud* "WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!"
Zak: my camera
Maia:"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!"
Zak: It was just my camera
Maia:"I KNOW!!!!!"
Zak: Umm
Aaron: Uhmm IT WAS A GHOST WHO KNOCKED IT OUT OF YOU HAND!!!"
Maia:*crawls under corner and rocks back and forth while hugging knees*
Ghost Adventures Crew: *backs away slowly*
Zak: "SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEMONIC EVIL CHILD SPIRITS THAT HAUNT THE ABANDONED INSANE ASYLUM/ ORPHANAGE/ EMERGENCY ROOM!"
Zak: LETS SCAN HER WITH ALL THIS EQUIPMENT AND NOT CALL 911 LIKE WE SHOULD!
Nick: Sounds legit.
Zak: Aaron go over there and scan her with this thing. I'm too scared to do it myself and Nick doesn't wanna do it either.
Aaron: She's clear.
Zak: "Legit. Get up and go look in that haunted morge room, Maia."
Maia: 0_0
Zak: it's haunted with demonic entities! :D
Maia: 0_0
Zak: while you're at it bring Aaron with you
Nick: seems legit.
Savannah: *thinking* i'm gonna scare Maia on her first day on the job. *gets sheet and cuts holes for eyes*
seems legit
*arrives at abandoned insane asylum/ orphanage/ ER*
knocks camera out of Zaks hand, making whoosh sounds in morgue room and hides behind door
Maia and Aaron enter.
Savannah: *awkwardy stumble/walks around room whooshing*
Aaron: What was that?
Maia: idk
Aaron: paranormal?
Maia: maybe...
Aaron: *Screams like little girl*
Nick: still seems legit
Savannah: WHOOSH!
Maia: nothing to do here *Le Me leaves*
Zak: where are you going you're supposed to stay here dusk till dawn
Maia: *cowers in fear in corner, cries*
Nick: Seems legit
Savannah: *walks up to Zak and starts flailing arms* WHOOSH!!!
Nick: the legitness, it burnsss
Aaron: wait a minute *grabs sheet of Savannah*
Zak: *gasps* it appears this whole lockdown has been debunked.
Nick: AAAAAHHHH LEGIT
Zak: who are you
Savannah: savannah
Zak: wanna join us?
Savannah: sure
*noise*
Aaron: what was that?
Maia and Savannah: idk
Nick: seems. Legit.
Savannah: *looks around corner to find Lily has fallen through the ceiling*
Zak: oh my gosh it's a ghost lets communicate. What's your name?
Lily: lily
Zak: OMG IT SAID HELP ME
Nick: legit
Lily: OMigosh I DID SAY HELP ME!
Aaron: IT JUST SAID "OH JOSH HELP ME!"
Zak: no it said fall off a cliff
Nick: legit still...
Savannah: well there's a cliff right over there. I BROUGHT BUNGEE CORDS!!!!"
*thud*
Zak: paranormal!
Savannah: no i just dropped my bungee cords...
Zak: debunked!
Nick: so legit its killing me
Zak: HE'S POSSESED!! SUICIDE THOUGHTS!! DON'T DO IT NICK! NOOO!!
Nick: It's a legit expression.
Zak: oh okay debunked
Aaron: I hear footsteps!
*Devin walks in*
Devin: what did I miss?
Zak: *sigh* debunked
Devin: why is lily on the floor? why is savannah holding bungee cords? Why is maia cowering in the corner?
Zak: they were debunked except for maia
Aaron: nothing real happens on the show...
Nick: still. so. legit.
Zak: *looks at devin* who are you anyway?
Devin: devin. who are you?
Zak: zak
Devin: cool. I'm leaving now.
*devin leaves*
Midget *appears randomely at door* CHEESE CHEEEESSEEEE CHEEESSEEE
Zak: officially creeped out. anyone ready to call it a night?
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