Random Junk That Happens in My Life.

I'm Such A Derp

So when I was lyke 7 I was being a derp. I wanted toast, but my toaster broke, so being the derp i was, I used the oven. So I went in teh drawer to get the oven mitt so I could actually, you know, get teh toast OUT. I opened the oven and pulled the rack thingy out cuz I THREW the bread in the back of the oven. IDK. So I grabbed my toast without taking the mitt off. I reached up and accidentally touched the burner. The mitt caught on fire and I was just awkwardly doing a rain dance in my kitchen. The fire got bigger so I almost flooded the kitchen trying to put it out. There's a hole in the top about three inches wide. We don't use that oven mitt anymore. We still have

TOAST