Don't Ever Leave Me

Thirteen

I woke up and Stevie was gone. Well he wasn't gone he just wasn't in my arms or on the bed.

He was sitting on the floor of the room.

"Finally awake?" He asked me.

I yawned and stretched. "Yeah," I said sleepily with a smile.

"'Bout time. You slept the whole day."

"What do you mean?"

"You slept for 24 hours," Stevie laughed.

"What the fuck? Really?" I was shocked. I never slept that long ever.

"I was trying to decide if I should wake you up or join you, but looks like the choice has been made," Stevie said cheerfully.

"Well I'm about to piss your bed so," I informed Stevie as I got up and sped walked to the bathroom.

I was really hungry too since I had slept for so long. I splashed some water on my face and then headed to the kitchen.

"Man, did Stevie finally hit that?" Slash asked Duff referring to me.

"What are you talking about?" I asked and then realized I just came from Stevie's room wearing only my underwear. "Oh," I laughed. "No, I just slept over. And by slept over I mean I just slept for a whole day and I didn't fuck Stevie."

"Although you want to," Slash laughed.

"Want to do what?" Stevie asked as he walked in.

"Oh nothing, nothing," I replied. "Damn where's your food, dudes?" I asked looking through all the cupboards until I finally found a box of cheerios.

"We don't have any milk for those," Duff told me as I looked through the fridge.

"I wasn't looking for milk," I replied.

I poured the cheerios into a bowl and then proceeded to replace the milk one would use with beer.

"Thats so fucking nasty. What is wrong with you?" Slash was clearly disgusted.

"Tastes great," I replied through a mouthful of cheerios and beer.

It, in fact, tasted like shit but I was hungry and i couldn't be taken as a fool so I ate my nasty ass beer covered cheerios.

"Hey steven, Axl and I are going to the studio to make sure the mixes and everything turns out perfectly and you can go if you want but I wanna bring Heidi," slash told Stevie.

"Why me?" I asked.

"Because I thought you'd like to and I want a drinking buddy with me for alcohol runs," slash replied.

"I was gonna go out tonight with Duff," Stevie told us.

"That's cool. It'll just be me, Axl, and this crazy bitch then," Slash looked at me. "I'm leaving in ten minutes you better be ready."

"Fuck ok then," i said and ran over to Stevie's room.

My clothes smelled bad so I just borrowed Stevie's underwear as a pair of shorts and stole one of his shirts that he hadn't cut up. I looked like a homeless person which was what I was so it worked out great.

Slash and I were about to leave when all the sudden Izzy walks in. I was gonna try to run away and hide but I didn't have enough time and I was sure that slash wouldn't let Izzy murder me, hopefully.

"Why is this bitch still hanging around?" Izzy asked, clearly not to happy about my presence. "You still owe me my money."

"Fine, fine, but I don't have any money. At all. I'm literally homeless," I told him.

"Just leave her alone," slash rolled his eyes. Well it sounded like he rolled his eyes I couldn't really see because of his hair.

"Not until I get my money."

"You know what? Let's fight. If I win then I don't owe you, if you win I owe you double," I announced. I could probably take Izzy. He was a skinny dude.

"And that's where we leave," slash said and threw me over his shoulder and carried me out.

We walked into the studio with a good old bottle of jack Daniels.

"Hey there she is. I could have sworn Steven said you were dead," Axl said and hugged me.

"Haha nope. That'd be cool though," I laughed. I was a little buzzed.

Axl laughed at me.

We all hung out and laughed for a while. We listened to the recordings which were really fucking amazing and impressive as I told Axl and Slash until they told me to shut it.

Axl talked to the guy on the sound board for a minute about something and then he turned to me.

"Heidi, do you want to do me a favor?" Axl asked.

"I have no money, but I can what I can do," I replied.

"You don't need money for this," Axl laughed. "I'm gonna make you star."

"I don't really wanna be a star."

"It'll help all of us. The whole band. Me, duff, Izzy even though he hates you, slash, and Steven."

"What is it?" I asked eagerly.

"Well my girlfriend wouldn't do it and now she's really mad at me, but you know the song 'Rocket Queen'"?

Axl proceeded to explain what he needed of me and Slash and the sound guys and the mangers all were convincing me.

"Yeah I'll do it. For the band. And a bottle of Jack Daniels," I grinned.

"Yes thank you so much," Axl hugged me. "Okay, I want this to be perfect so you have to be really genuine. Don't try to be anything unnatural. Just go with it."

"Okay, okay," I said. I was feeling a little strange. I couldn't believe I was going to do this.

The guys put microphones all over the floor of the booth. And Axl and I just started making out. And then we did it. And everyone heard the whole thing.

Afterwards I only had one thing to say, "We shall never speak of this again!"