Riding Rants!

Eight Year Olds With Permanent Bitch Face

can we pleaaseee talk about this because oh mah god this annoys the crap out of me!!!

ok so you know when you go to a show and usually you get 'the look' or what I like to call the bitch face. yeah ok, good, now we're on the same page. 

i don't know if it's just in the area where I ride or what but every time I get 'the look' it's from like an EIGHT year old. 

i don't understand!!!! 

when I was an eight year old rider all I wanted to do with jump over cross rails and feed my horses carrots but it seems now all the little youngins are just like; 

-insert stereotypical valley-girl voice-

"omg becky, she can't even jump a 4ft 5 thousand... what a loser ahhahaahaa" 

and I'm just like... da fuq.... 

like I understand if you're a fricken amazing young rider, props to yah but do you srsly gotta be so arrogant about it?!?!? 

it blows my mind.... GAAH YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HIT PUBERTY YET. 

i also understand that in riding you gotta have a bit of cocky confidence and you gotta you know  how to 'intimidate' the competition but come on if i'm like ten years older than you and you can bitch face better than me you've got a problem. 

like come on we're all riders, we're all friends. 

in the same old boat with the same o'paddle, why so shallow I'm just asking what's the pattern for the madness

so cut the bitch face and smile some more, youngins. 

enjoy the fact that you are on a horse and don't focus so much on competition... 

in fact this goes for every rider.

you ain't in the Olympics 

so drop the poopy face

please 

before I drop kick you