Riding Rants!

The 6 Types of Riders (At Your Barn)

*sigh* other people who ride at the barn...

these are the people you are stuck with at a daily basis.

and even though you probably have a friend; or hell even two friendss *gasp* at the barn you gotta admit there are some riders at the barn that are sooooo intolerable that you want to explode 

or you want them to explode...

so i thought why not define the most annoying riders at your barn.

let's begin shall we..

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THE GHOST 

(though this one ain't that annoying) 

so you can basically call this kid Caspar because they ain't ever around. 

the lesson board reads their name but like they either 

a) never show up for their lessons

or 

b) have really obscure lesson times 

like "Oh Caspar's riding on Sunday at 3:00 AM... legit" 

you never see them hanging around the barn. 

they don't talk to anyone. 

no one knows their name. 

they never have group lessons. 

and chances are they don't show or if they do they are SUPPEER quiet and don't chill with the team. 

and as bad as this sounds no one really remembers they even ride there. 

until you notice minor changes that note that they must exist. 

tack moving in the tack room. 

random jackets left behind after their bizare lesson times. 

it feels very odd

and you're not sure if Casper actually exists or if maybe your barn is the subject of the next Paranormal Activity movie....

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LE BARN BRAT

quite possibly the most annoying and most common *sigghgh*

ok so this kid can vary in age but they usually tend to be the youngest or the oldest rider at the barn. 

if you have a young barn brat they like to think that they are gods gift to the riding world. 

they walk into the barn like; "HELOLO I AM HERE. YOUTH PRODIGY #MAKEWAYBITCHES" 

*represses urge to smack them and throw up* 

they're arrogant; they like to cause a stir in the barn and they enjoy lording their victories over your head. 

"I WOOOOON MY OVER THE POLES CLASS!!@#!!!@! CHAMPION; TAKE ME TOT HE OLYMPICS. I DEMAND TO RIDE A WARMBLOO D" - actually barn brat....

and their allllll soooooo sassssyyy 

like their crying because they cant do up their own girth 

BUT when you go to help them their like; "EWW GET AWYAY I KNO WHAT I AM DOING!!@!!!@" 

like k' fine....

OR 

if you're blessed with having an older barn brat then I pity you 'cuz they could be the worse kind...