Nanbaka Stories

Nanbaka Autocorrect Fails part 1

(Lol look at Rokuriki in that pic😂 My mint baby is smiling :3)

(And I'm taking those autocorrect fails from Youtube/ Internet so I don't own them XD) and if there is 'mom' or someone else like that I'll change them to Nanbaka characters.)
Y: You
I'll start with the inmates.

Jyugo/You

J: I am so pissed
J: Hajime poked me in the butt with his p*nis
J: And now it hurts
Y: WHAT
Y: Just... what?
J: Oh now that is just messed up. PENCIL
J: What the fructose
J: *FUCK
Y: *Dying of laughter*

Uno/You

U: Great news- Rock is homosexual!
Y: Okay?
U: Homo hot lips
U: Hot tulips
U: I am getting fisted now
U: Frustrated
U: Rock is h o m e
U: From h o s p i t a l
Y: Hahaha homo hot lips??!!

Rock-
R: Hey, I made some cake and I have the secret ingredient. You wanna know what it is?
Y: What is it?
R: V*ginal Extract. Just don't tell anybody.
Y: Excuse me?
R: OMG VANILLA*****
R: Duck autocorrect
R: *FUCK autocucumber

Nico-
N: Eh not really, trying to fuck the Xbox. I hope it'll turn on soon :)
Y: Oo la la ;) I think you meant to say fix?? Or not... hahaha
N: Ahhhhh stupid AUTOERECTION!!!!
N: AUTOERECTION!

Musashi-
M: I am hungary.
Y: Maybe you should czech the fridge...
M: I'm russian to the kitchen!
Y: Is there any turkey?!
M: We have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece.
Y: Ew, there's norway we could eat that.

Tsukumo-
Y: How's ur day going?
T: Awful. I have a bad case of the manboobs.
T: Omg. The MONDAYS!!!! Not manboobs. Jesus.
Y: Haaa. That is HILARIOUS!

Honey-
H: Sorry for making you wait. I was washing my whore sticky face.
H: WHOLE face. OMG! Autocorrect again.
Y: Hahaha the power of autocorrect.
H: Can't stop laughing! XD

Trois-
Y: Thank you again for an amazing first date :)
T: Any time ;) When's the 2nd date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.
T: NO
T: I'm so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it
T: I did not mean to write nipples
T: I'm going to jump off of a bridge now.

Liang-
Y: I have no food here. I'm starving!
L: Come over! I've got some tasty stuff in my panties!
Y: I bet u do HAHAHA
L: Haha Pantry. Stupid iPhone.
L: Anyway, come raid my panties
L: OMG

Upa-
U: Good night dead y/n.... sweet dreams
U: Lol dear
U: Omg
U: Damn autocorrect lol
Y: Haha! That would have been scary as fuck
U: Lol I know I'm sorry lol

Qi-
Y: What's up for Halloween
Q: Going to get my Spiderman costume right now.
Q: But first I'm removing 92 pounds of wet semen off of my car :(
Y: Wow, that's a lot. Did the jolly green giant jerk off on it? Haaaa.
Q: Leaves! Holy crabgrass.
Q: *Holy crap
Y: Epic fail

Enki-
Y: Hi can we talk later? I really need your advice about something.
E: Hey. Of course. I'm at work, but call me. I'll be aroused all morning.
Y: Ummmmm where are you working these days? On a porn set? Lol
E: *****Around! I will be around! Believe me there is nothing arousing here.

Ruka-
Y: Are you defitinely going to veterinarian school?
R: Yep. I'll get to spend my time humping animals and that makes me happy :)
R: Wow. Helping. I defitinely meant helping.
Y: I was so scared there for a second :/