Nanbaka Stories

Nanbaka Auto-correct Fails part 2

Now it's the guards turn to fail at texting :D
(Lol Uno's face in that pic 😂 he's like WTF)

Hajime-
H: Ok! I also brought some temptations for your cat... only the realize that u already have some too..
Y: Haha awwww that's cute
H: Is 3.25% homosexual milk ok?
H: **HOMOSEXUAL
H: ***HOMO
H: I meant honk milk.
H: Homo milk.

Yamato-
Yo: What movie are you renting tonight?
Ya: Harry Potter
Yo: Which one?
Ya: Harry Potter and the Deadly Halitosis
Ya: HAHAHAH *Deadly hallows, I'm dying
Yo: That just happened! LMAO

Seitarou-
S: I took anal for two hours again today :) Felt awesome.
Y: What
S: O.M.G. *a nap, not anal. Holy fuck!!
Y: Lol
S: WTF
S: Lol!! I'm sick so I took anal
S: Shit! *took *a nap!
Poor Seitarou :c Lol

Mao-
Y: Mao do you have any gum?
M: Yes I have a pack of juicy fruit in my puss.
M: Puss
Y: Ew. I don't think I want that.
M: Purse damn it. New pack.

Kiji-
K: I'm fighting with Ruka
Y: Again?? Omg. I'm sorry.
K: Yeah. It's bad and I think it's it this time. He just drove off with his mom's corpse.
Y: WITH HER CORPSE????
K: Holy fuck no! Her camaro! HAHAHAHA
Y: You scare me.

Kenshirou-
Y: Heyy Kenshirou
K: Do the fishes
Y: The fishes?
K: The dishes go do the dishes and fuck the dogs
Y: ....I don't like them like that...
K: I MEANT FEED! Damn autocorrect.

Hitoshi-
H: I'm baking cookies! You should come over.
Y: What kind?
H: P*nis butter. And we have hot cock to go with it!!!
Y: Ew! P*nis butter and hot cock... You are a little slut. Hahaha
H: LOL you know what I meant? Peanut and coco

Samon-
S: Can you pick me up some more boobsicles
S: No. I meant boobsicles.
S: Boobsicles
S: GOD DONKEY!
Y: So, that's 3 orders of boobsicles and one holy donkey. Anything else? :)
S: NO....

Inori-
I: Hey y/n.
Y: ?
I: I like bug butts, I cannot lie.
Y: ..... Wat
Y: Bug butts?
I: Lol, big
Y: Wow lol I was worried there for a sec.

Houzuki-
H: I just figured out how to use cock slap on my iPhone! (Kinda feel dumb)
Y: Ummmmm. What?
H: HOLY SHIT! I mean: CAPSLOCK! (Kinda feel really dumb now)
Y: COCKSLAP

Rokuriki-
R: Do ducks have jackets
R: Did muck save maggots
R: Ughhhh
R: Does husk make gaggles
R: Never mind
Y: What
Y: What... I just... what.

Kokoriki-
K: Lol do you know the times? Haha well McDonkadonk is open 24 hours
K: Holy crap I meant McDonalds
K: Darn you autocorrect!
Y: Lmao McDonkadonk?! Lol that's hilarious!!
K: My phone hates me!! :(
😂😂

Youriki-
Y: Ugh Party Rock Anthem is stuck in my head again. Make it go away.
YR: Lol
YR: Every day I'm Snuffleupagus
YR: *Shufflin. Lol WTF
Y: Hahaahaha omg laughing so hard
Lol I died when I saw this for the first time 😂😂

Mitsuru-
M: Yo I'm so horny I'd eat a dong right now
M: HORNY
M: DONG NOT DONG
M: DOG!!
M: Fridge auto cucumber!
M: Fridge auto cucumber!!
M: I give up.
-Next day-
M: Dude?

Momoko:
M: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dead y/n, happy birthday to you!
Y: Thanks. I assume you meant "dear."
M: Ahhhh
Y: Yes!!!! I mean that is a crazy autocorrect. Sorry babe.