Vladimir couldn't believe it. He knew that he was in the custody of the North Koreans, but surprised they hadn't killed him yet. A North Korean guard was standing by the door, monitoring him. And across his bed, a screen that showed a group of Korean boys dancing and singing.
"ты говоришь на русском языке?" Putin called out to the guard.
The guard shook head and mouthed something.
"Can you speak in English..?" Putin said in a thick Russian accent.
"Very rittoreu Engrish" the guard replied.
Putin couldn't think of anything to say. So he just kept quiet and closed his eyes while his back was against the wall by the bed.
Several hours passed.
"Oh! A messaege feurom supureme riideo Kim Jong Un! Very rucky!" The guard said happily.
The message was on a VHS. Vladimir figured that it had to be hooked up with something connected to the TV.
He found the VHS player and put in the tape. He then played the video.
There was Kim Jong Un, speaking in Korean but with Russian subtitles along the bottom.
"Greetings, respected leader of Russia Vladimir Putin. I am a fan of yours. Before I sent you this message, I prepared a collection of my favorite videos from my favorite band, BTS. I ask of you to observe them well."
He made a 'shhh' motion with his index finger against his lip.
"Don't tell anyone they're from South Korea. Also, please prepare a song so you can sing to me when we meet. Doing otherwise will result in punishment from the master. Bye Vladimir oppa!"
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KIM JONG UNS KPOP BOYBAND
Fiksi RemajaKIM JONG UN MANAGES TO NUKE EARTH AND KIDNAP PUTIN, TRUMP, AND DUTERTE TO ACHEIVE HIS ULTIMATE DREAM; TO FORM HIS OWN KPOP BOYBAND LIKE HIS FAVORITE IDOL GROUP BTS ENJOY
